Pale, greasy-looking people predominantly from the western suburbs of Sydney, Australia, especially Rooty Hill, Penrith, and surrounding areas. A cousin to the USA Trailer Trash and the UK Chav. Westies have a very strict dress code: black AC/DC and Metallica shirts and blue or black jeans. Nothing else is permitted, except for the mandatory flannel shirt wrapped around their waists, kind of like a small, low cape. A sort of “Super Tea Towel Man” look. Footwear includes ankle-high leather shoes of any kind or thongs (flip-flops).
The males are usually scrawny with wispy goatee beards that they’ve never shaved, but still haven’t managed to accumulate more than a dozen hairs. However, they think they are the exact replicas of ZZ Top.
The females wear similar clothes to the males, but are also permitted spandex bike shorts and ugg boots. The larger the butt, the more chance it will be wrapped in taunt spandex, with two worn patches on each cheek showing a faint hint of white.
Both males and females wear mullets, unless the male is bald. If the male is balding he will shave his head and wear black sunglasses. It’s inevitable.
Drawn together by a strong dislike of anything that can’t be found in pubs--i.e., 70’s rock, sports on TV, booze, and fighting--they also sit around at home, watch porn and smoke bongs. They leave school too early to learn about proper birth control and the unsavoury results of incest, go on the dole and reproduce. Unfortunately, this is encouraged by the Australian government and the culling of Westies is not permitted by law.
You will not find intelligent or original Westies, by definition. Any person with higher than room-temperature IQ born into a Westie household will leave and join another sub-culture.
Westies are insecure and aggressive. However, they are safe when not in groups, since they’ll only pick fights when they outnumber you at least 4-to-1. It’s common for the females to start fights between two male Westies who are too stupid to know they’ve been set up (which is all of them).
Westies know five words and all of them are swear words. Communication is fairly difficult, since you can only express basic urges in words they'll understand. To read popular Westie sayings and slogans, visit a public toilet.
The best ways to avoid them is to live in an area that doesn’t have government housing and stay away from public transport. You will never find them on university grounds or in non-fast food restaurants.
The males are usually scrawny with wispy goatee beards that they’ve never shaved, but still haven’t managed to accumulate more than a dozen hairs. However, they think they are the exact replicas of ZZ Top.
The females wear similar clothes to the males, but are also permitted spandex bike shorts and ugg boots. The larger the butt, the more chance it will be wrapped in taunt spandex, with two worn patches on each cheek showing a faint hint of white.
Both males and females wear mullets, unless the male is bald. If the male is balding he will shave his head and wear black sunglasses. It’s inevitable.
Drawn together by a strong dislike of anything that can’t be found in pubs--i.e., 70’s rock, sports on TV, booze, and fighting--they also sit around at home, watch porn and smoke bongs. They leave school too early to learn about proper birth control and the unsavoury results of incest, go on the dole and reproduce. Unfortunately, this is encouraged by the Australian government and the culling of Westies is not permitted by law.
You will not find intelligent or original Westies, by definition. Any person with higher than room-temperature IQ born into a Westie household will leave and join another sub-culture.
Westies are insecure and aggressive. However, they are safe when not in groups, since they’ll only pick fights when they outnumber you at least 4-to-1. It’s common for the females to start fights between two male Westies who are too stupid to know they’ve been set up (which is all of them).
Westies know five words and all of them are swear words. Communication is fairly difficult, since you can only express basic urges in words they'll understand. To read popular Westie sayings and slogans, visit a public toilet.
The best ways to avoid them is to live in an area that doesn’t have government housing and stay away from public transport. You will never find them on university grounds or in non-fast food restaurants.
by ban rap March 25, 2006
A westie is someone who live in the outer Western suburbs of Sydney. They are very similar to eshays and bogans.
by Smokin blunts, Swoopin cunts June 09, 2019
A male or female who lives in the Western parts of Ballarat- however, the term has evolved to mean someone of specific qualities relating to these people. Theoretically, a person of Delacombe or Sebastopol could be called a westie, but the word is mostly used when talking about groups of people rather than individuals. A westie usually wears dark clothing and has piercings and/or tattoos which could have been acquired at any age. * It is extremely common for a westie to smoke cigarettes and they are also known for being involved with illicit substances, binge drinking and underage sexual intercourse.
The most common meeting places for underage westies are outside the McDonald's of Bakery Hill, in any Hungry Jack's, the side of Sturt Street from Good Games to Savings and Loans, on the benches and stairs outside the entrance of Central Square, and sitting outside The Unicorn when they supposedly should be in school. If there is ever a westie/westie family living in an area that isn't in Wendouree, 60% of these home owners will leave the house within ten years or continue to thrive there until death.
*An underage westie is not to be confused with a scene/emo kid. A scene/emo kid may be a westie and vice versa, but usually scene kids who are not westies are part of a middle class family.
The most common meeting places for underage westies are outside the McDonald's of Bakery Hill, in any Hungry Jack's, the side of Sturt Street from Good Games to Savings and Loans, on the benches and stairs outside the entrance of Central Square, and sitting outside The Unicorn when they supposedly should be in school. If there is ever a westie/westie family living in an area that isn't in Wendouree, 60% of these home owners will leave the house within ten years or continue to thrive there until death.
*An underage westie is not to be confused with a scene/emo kid. A scene/emo kid may be a westie and vice versa, but usually scene kids who are not westies are part of a middle class family.
Jessica: Hey, that 13 year old is smoking.
Brad: Yeah, what a westie.
Vanessa: Should we choose a different exit?
Caitlin: Of course- look at all those westies waiting outside.
Brad: Yeah, what a westie.
Vanessa: Should we choose a different exit?
Caitlin: Of course- look at all those westies waiting outside.
by 1Chicken1Nuggets1 February 22, 2014
by Neyahh August 15, 2019
by Daddylyn March 08, 2019
An involuntary facial expression. A "Westie" can be very traumatising when you are on the receiving end.
by qwertyuiop321poop April 13, 2011
An involuntary facial expression. A "Westie" can be very traumatising when you are on the receiving end.
by qwertyuiop321poop April 13, 2011