Great guy, handsome anime lover stylish knows multiple languages have lots of fun party animal he will literally do the stupidest shit when he gets high😶
How do barraka go to every party getwasted, and still be the best at everything
Someone who inspires confusion. In conversation, you'll often wonder if you heard correctly. Barakats are quietly loud, aggressively gentle, but always... Never.
Kevin: Man, I need some water.
Barakat: Just don't drink too much, you'll get thirsty.
Vera: Hey, wanna get some coffee?
Barakat: Coffee? Not a fan. I only drink Americano.
Dana: Why is your house so cold?
Barakat: Ah, the AC broke.
Jack Barakat:(n.) an EXTREMELY gorgeous guitarist for an AMAZING band, All Time Low. He and Alex Gaskarth (lead singer, lead guitarist) recruited Rian Dawson (drummer) and Zack Merrick (bass guitarist) and the four went on tour, immediately becoming a crowd favorite with their winning personalities and amazing talents. Jack has started his own clothing line for Glamour Kills (JAGK) and is possible the most popular member of the band. Well, besides Alex:) Jack is very random and funny and, although he plays guitar, it does not necessarily mean that he is good at it;) He jokes around about everything, from Alex's curvy, blue penis to herpes to fish. You can find out what other things Jack and the rest of the band joke about in interviews on Youtube. just type in "All Time Low Interviews" and go from there:)
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!