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barneyfuck

A furtive sexual act performed while small children in another room are distracted by video entertainment.
Just got the new Dora video. It was amazing! We managed three barneyfucks before Emily even asked for juice!
by BHC January 2, 2009
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barneyfuck

A furtive sexual act performed while small children in another room are distracted by video entertainment.
We gave Rachel the new Dora video last weekend. It was amazing! We managed three barneyfucks before she even asked for juice!
by BHC January 1, 2009
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auto erotic barneyfication

Auto Erotic Barneyfication is a sexual gratification term that arose out of the underground sex party scene in Berlin, Germany in the late 1990s. It involves (generally) men who like to dress up as Barney the purple Dinosaur & engage in sexual intercourse or other related acts with one or more partners while growling like a T-Rex.
I met this guy at the Halloween Party dressed as Barney the Dinosaur & thought it was a cute costume .. until I walked into the unlocked bathroom & he had both my cousins on their knees in front of him performing BJs. It transpires this dude is a practitioner of Auto Erotic Barneyfication
by DinoLarry July 26, 2010
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Bannerfucked

An extreme feeling of frustration and self-pity during and around class registration at The College of William and Mary. Banner, the online registration site, will fuck your life by prohibiting you from registering for classes, filling GERs, and graduating on time. Tears, curse words, and ferocious bagel-eating will inevitably result as you realize that your hopes and dreams have been reduced to academic shit.
FUCK I've been bannerfucked again! Adventure Games is full!
by Skylark2 November 2, 2011
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Barneydicking

Sticking stuff inside your dickhole until it turns barney dinosaur purple.
The other day I tore my dickhole barneydicking like, 12 pencils.
by imhunter01 May 24, 2017
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baloneyfuck

When your girl is so loose it feels like your fucking a slice of baloney and mustard
"I want to the club last night and scored a nice baloneyfuck"
"Man dat ho a total baloneyfuck"
by Motty Seth July 15, 2014
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