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barneyfuck 

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A furtive sexual act performed while small children in another room are distracted by video entertainment.
We gave Rachel the new Dora video last weekend. It was amazing! We managed three barneyfucks before she even asked for juice!
barneyfuck by BHC January 1, 2009
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barneyfuck • baloneyfuck • Bannerfucked • Barneydicking • auto erotic barneyfication

auto erotic barneyfication 

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Auto Erotic Barneyfication is a sexual gratification term that arose out of the underground sex party scene in Berlin, Germany in the late 1990s. It involves (generally) men who like to dress up as Barney the purple Dinosaur & engage in sexual intercourse or other related acts with one or more partners while growling like a T-Rex.
I met this guy at the Halloween Party dressed as Barney the Dinosaur & thought it was a cute costume .. until I walked into the unlocked bathroom & he had both my cousins on their knees in front of him performing BJs. It transpires this dude is a practitioner of Auto Erotic Barneyfication
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Bannerfucked 

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An extreme feeling of frustration and self-pity during and around class registration at The College of William and Mary. Banner, the online registration site, will fuck your life by prohibiting you from registering for classes, filling GERs, and graduating on time. Tears, curse words, and ferocious bagel-eating will inevitably result as you realize that your hopes and dreams have been reduced to academic shit.
FUCK I've been bannerfucked again! Adventure Games is full!
Bannerfucked by Skylark2 November 2, 2011
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Barneydicking 

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Sticking stuff inside your dickhole until it turns barney dinosaur purple.
The other day I tore my dickhole barneydicking like, 12 pencils.
Barneydicking by imhunter01 May 24, 2017
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baloneyfuck 

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When your girl is so loose it feels like your fucking a slice of baloney and mustard
"I want to the club last night and scored a nice baloneyfuck"
"Man dat ho a total baloneyfuck"
baloneyfuck by Motty Seth July 15, 2014
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Toe Rag 

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A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026
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