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barkfuck 

v. Insistant, persistant, tenacious, high-volume verbalizations of a pomeranian.

n. The ususal preferred method for a pomeranian to accomplished her desired result IMMEDIATELY and without delay.
v. Sadie barkfucks me at my bedroom window until I let her back in after a nice 3AM shit. Pomeranian for "Hey jerk weasel! Get the fuck up and let me in RIGHT NOW!"

n. My dog barkfucks in English, Spansih, Chinese, Japanese, Portugese, and Maltese.
barkfuck by crissikitty July 13, 2009
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When one experiences a completely immobilized state while inside a bar, unable to move in any direction due to over-crowding. The most common occurence is due to heavy foot traffic in 2 directions, where a bar patron is caught in between the 2 "lanes" of people; clusterfuck inside a bar
Dude I'd like to come outside and smoke a cig, but I'm totally barfucked right now - can't get through to the front.
barfuck by johnnyutah050 September 26, 2010
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bankfuck 

(v.)- The act of losing most or all of one's money in a short amount of time.
Dude #1: I was feeling so rich last week, but then I spent like $100 on Homecoming and now I'm out of money.

Dude #2: Sounds like you got totally bankfucked.
bankfuck by Inverted Endgame February 21, 2011

Backfuck 

The act of being fucked over by someone that is seemingly pleasant and kind-so pleasant and kind in fact that you feel comfortable enough to get backfucked.
Backfuck by baronvonrick April 9, 2020

Backfuck 

Having sex with an obese person by thrusting one's penis between folds of their back fat (the back being the most unfuckable part of the human body).
Hey dude what'd you do last night with the fat chick from that party?

I totally backfucked her, fuckin' insane.
Backfuck by HimInMeDickIt December 7, 2009

Backfuck 

When a woman's shoulder blades are squeezed together, making a canal that is then fucked.
That girl was awesome, she let me backfuck her.
Backfuck by Wordpioneer October 11, 2014

Backfucker 

A backfucker is a player who will stab u in the back even if u r in the same team as long if he will get better from it. U c backfuckers in evey kinda off game also see buttfucker
Backfucker:im all out of ammo!
Teammate:u shouldt had saved some.
Backfucker: Woh look over there!!!
Teamate:huh theres nothing there!
~backfucker stabs teammate to death and takes his ammo~
Backfucker:yay ammo
Teammate:u backfucker!
Backfucker by !van September 24, 2005