barebum

i bozo idoit fatherless child

shut up ya stinky barebum

barebum by gdkbjnizfsjnhv October 16, 2022

bare bum flaker

The act of releasing anal gas with no underwear on, with such pressure that any residue (poo flakes) left behind on the anus after poo-ing are released into the air.

"I let rip a massive bare bum flaker getting up this morning, you could almost chew the air!"

"I got the bitch back last night by bare bum flaking her in the face while she slept"

bare bum flaker by LittleMissFlaker March 17, 2013

Bare bum shuffle 

When you have finished your business on the toilet and find some bastard has left you an empty toilet roll. You then shuffle across the bathroom bare arsed, with your pants around your ankles to get some loo paper from the cupboard.

Her "This morning you didn't replace the toilet paper"
Him "Hee, hee did you have to do the bare bum shuffle?"
Her (furious) "Yes!"
Him (having a hilarious mental picture) "Ha ha ha!!"

Bare bum shuffle by Luxiebird August 19, 2009

barebutting 

the act of sitting on an unfamiliar toilet without any barrier; skin on toilet seat contact

The Sergeant was barebutting the port-o-potty in the field.

barebutting by Verbosity September 20, 2016

bareburger 

a shaved, plucked, waxed, or tweezed furburger

My furburger was so furry that I had to weed whack it into a bareburger

bareburger by brown eye October 12, 2004

Bare bum boxer 

A male homosexual, someone who enjoys removing his trousers and "boxing" another male's posterior

That Neil is a right bare bum boxer

Bare bum boxer by The Big M July 30, 2008

Barbument

An argument between a couple (typically a man and woman), caused by watching the Barbie movie.

Jeff : "Damn, Billy and Sandra don't seem happy with each other!"
Mike : "No shit, they just got back from the cinema, I think they're having a Barbument..."

Barbument by funnyman_123_ July 29, 2023