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Bare Handed Surgery

I walked in on my sister doing some bare handed surgery today. It was hot.

I can’t wait to get home tonight. I’m so horny and ready for some bare handed surgery.

My roommate was up for hours performing some loud bare handed surgery. I couldn’t sleep.
by Eaton Holgoode January 12, 2019
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bare-handed double play

a regrettable phenomenon, most typically occurring on a diaper table, wherein an undiapered baby "drops a deuce" then encores with a "golden shower", as (s)he is being adjusted to fit into the clean diaper. As the definition implies, the resultant fluids thoroughly coat the adult's hands, typically through a disgusting direct hit. Silently enduring this or laughing aloud is a sure evidence of evolutionary fitness; why else would one tolerate a little person relieving him/herself directing onto one's hands?
While "turning a bare-handed double play" is among the most vaunted and skillful of infielders' defensive plays, it is among the lowest of indignities on the diaper table. Though it does also require quick thinking and defensive maneuvers to keep fluids off clothes and clean diapers and changing pads, any such heroics are outweighed by the hilarious, disgusting and deflating fact of hands covered in baby urine and poop.
by Henry's Dad August 28, 2010
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barehanded a cinnamon roll

the action taken to ensure breakfast is consumed when one is in a hurry to attend a lab meeting
Rick: Did you get some breakfast Mubeen?
Mubeen: Totes bro; I barehanded a cinnamon roll and was good to go.
by MubsShak July 23, 2011
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Barehanded Meat Grab

When a man grabs another mans penis without a glove or mesh knight hand cover.
My friend called this guy a faggot. The guy replied with,"If im a faggot then pull out your cock and I will grab it." So he pulls out his cock and the guy gives him a barehanded meat grab.
by Mandiggler November 13, 2009
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