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A stupid asshole with a small choad. He likes to take it in the ass with a huge pink dildo.
Brad is a bardord
bardord by titty fucker October 25, 2003
Urban Dictionary Merch
from the german/south african

(n) an intense and unexplained, irrational fear of fruit
(v) the act exemplified by being irrationally fearful of fruit
(a) fruity, or unfruity
(n) Katherine, upon coming across the great papaya, ran away quickly because of her barford.
(v) When I saw the grapefruit I immediately barforded. I now take zyprexa.
(a) I feel inexplicably barford while exposed to jack-o-lanterns.
barford by Goldman May 1, 2006
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Bardoodle 

When someone pretends to be asleep while snoring to cover up the sound of HIS masturbation.
"I just went upstairs and caught him mid bardoodle. He's gross."
Bardoodle by BloccHead June 21, 2009
Audrey, will you BARDODE up the stairs with me?
bardode by allison October 26, 2004

Vernon Barford 

This is a school in Alberta. This school is full of angsty teens and nasty little boys. A lot of people got expelled so there is only little asians and brown boys that like milfs and orgies together in the bathroom.
Person 1: Vernon Barford is trash

Person 2: I know
Vernon Barford by Diddle wankers January 28, 2019
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