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Barcelona plastic fan 

A plastic Barcelona fan is someone is just supporting Barcelona because of their glory. They started supporting the club because of winning titles. Right now when Barcelona are at their lowest have the majority of their fans left because Barcelona is made of plastic. They are probably going to support PSG because of Messi

Common names of people who are plastic fans of this run down club are: Ahmad, Mehmed, Zhang and Stefan
Barcelona plastic fan by Ullvis October 11, 2021

Barcelona Fanboys 

Fanboys of soccer/football team FC Barcelona. Aka the people that didn't accept The Barca (a game with the scoreline of 8-2) as a word. They are known to use any excuse to justify losing, despite the fact 10/10 times they do it as well I.e. Vardrid, but the year before they'd deny any claims of Varcelona. The Camp Nou is their mating ground and where most of them communicate, if not online.
1: Hey bro I'm going to watch the game tonight
2: watch out for the Barcelona fanboys, they won't let you say *anything* about their great team
1: I'll be careful

1 was later found dead in a fountain outside the Camp Nou

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012