baonie

King Cock, huge sexy cock

wow did you see that guy?, he's a baonie

by banhbaoking May 18, 2008

boonies

The sticks, in the middle of no where. Usually associated with living out in the country.

Man, I live out in the boonies. It takes an hour an a half to get to the nearest gas station.

by Shelteredashley. November 22, 2002

Boonie Hat

Boonie hat, boonie brim or Boonie is current authorized head gear for military personel. It is a full brimmed hat, and provides limited protection from the sun and rain to the head and neck.
These hats were origionally made popular during the Vietnam Conflict worn by Special Ops soldiers and LRRP personel. The Boonie hat replaces the standard Army issue "soft-cap" and the Marine Corps "cover". Sometimes called a "flop-hat"

Are you gonna wear your Boonie Hat on this creep?

by ghost3x7 April 20, 2009

The boonies

The middle of nowhere; nothing but trees and farms for miles around, maybe a house or two. Children wishing to trick-or-treat must travel 20-30 minutes to their nearest friend's neighborhood, thereby attributing to an overcrowding problem in suburban developments on Halloween

"Hey, wanna go to Billy's house? He just got a new trampoline."

"Nah, it's raining and he lives all the way out in the boonies. Let's just stay here and play Xbox."

"Word. Freedom Fighters rules! When's the sequel coming out?"

"Who knows man, Electronic Arts needs to get on that $hit."

by The Ryno June 1, 2009

Bonie

A soon-to-be step-dad who tries acting like a father figure even though he's never had kids and calls the mother "babe" around her kids. Makes extremely cringy and awkward compliments. Thinks he understands kids.

"That guys such a bonie!"

by AntiLGBT May 8, 2020

BOONIE HAX

When an animal, usually a dog, runs in front of you while playing a game and unplugs your controller.

"WTF, YOUR DOG RUN IN FRONT OF ME AND UNPLUGGED MY XBOX CONTROLLER! BOONIE HAX!!!"

by beast-from-the-middle-east March 22, 2009

BOONIE HACKS

When an animal, usually a dog, runs in front of you while playing a game and unplugs or disconnects your controller.

"GOD DAMNIT, GET YOUR DOG OUT OF THE WAY, HE JUST UNPLUGGED MY CONTROLLER! WTF NO KILLING WHILE DISCONNECTED. BOONIE HACKS!!!!!!

by beast-from-the-middle-east March 22, 2009