A soon-to-be step-dad who tries acting like a father figure even though he's never had kids and calls the mother "babe" around her kids. Makes extremely cringy and awkward compliments. Thinks he understands kids.
by AntiLGBT May 08, 2020
verb - an action that gives an effect or feeling of an ejection seeming to occur but without that assumed action ever taking place.
Bro, my pens are exumptiuating. They're not writing although I am applying force to the paper with the tip.
Bro, don't exumptiuate around me, that shiz is nasty.
Bro, don't exumptiuate around me, that shiz is nasty.
by AntiLGBT May 25, 2022