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Bandile is a keeper. He's also one to need help now and then to put him back on the right path, he is not to shy to say what he wants to say. People don't realize how smart bandile is and that they should listen to him more often. He's a friend you never want to let go of, he is always there for you when you need him. He is a clown and a bright minded person when he puts his mind to it. He also has a naughty side, likes to cause stuff he doesn't need to but he does it out of fun, may act like an innocent but he is a naughty little person. Everyone needs a bandile in their life
Girl: this guy I barely knew came up to me and told me I had to much make up on

Girls friend: OH! You probably met a bandile
bandile by Spicyking August 15, 2017
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Banxiety 

Adj. -- The fear that your sexual performance will not live up to your partner's expectations.

Also, Banxious
Guy: Hey baby, maybe I better just go home tonight.
Gal: What's the matter, dude? Feeling some banxiety?
Guy: Yeah, that's about right.
Banxiety by Silverstoned September 30, 2004

Bangiled 

Getting banged and strangled at the same time
She got bangiled by a gang yesterday..
Bangiled by V-man May 13, 2005

Bandile. 

Synonymous with perfection. She could ruin your life and you would simply thank her. Often nicknamed Bandz because she is the money. A real keeper: Beauty, Brains and a real Boss Bitch.
Friend 1: I just saw the prettiest person ever.

Friend 2: Oh, she’s probably a Bandile.
Bandile. by Quad-rasaurus January 2, 2023

Banxiety 

Incessantly checking your bank account balance for fear that checks won't clear due to a low balance.
Jack David: "Mom, stop looking at your IPhone. I've got to get to practice."

Mom: "Sorry, son, but I gotta check my account online. Ever since your Dad lost his job I got a bad case of banxiety."
Banxiety by HotwheelsJD December 31, 2012
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Ajumma wait a moment
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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