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The BEST friend you will ever have, chill, funny, a little quirky and definitely an angel sent from the Gods. Everyone loves her because she's just that amazing. If you know a person named Bansari, she's probably the best thing that;s ever happened to you. She's probably Hobi biased too, so back off.
That's right, my best friend is Bansari.
Bansari by LlamaLOVESYOU October 4, 2017
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Banhauser 

A Banhauser is also known as a "garbage guts" -- a person who will eat, well, anything.
A guy I know puts grapefruit juice as a topping on ice cream. I think he is the original Banhauser, because it so revolted his gf she banned him from the house
No reason not to go all-out Banhauser and put Maple Syrup on the burritos.

You ate WHAT ON A PIZZA! You total Banhauser!
Banhauser by Meroveus August 18, 2020

Bashayer 

Bashayer a pretty girl who can bright your day with just listening to her amazing voice, she also has a golden personality, she’s that person who you will always wants to see her smile, if she loved you she’s gonna do everything to make you happy she always gonna be there if you need her she will stand with you and helps you, and Bashayer is a good listener and speaker at the same time, she always share positive energy, she don't like the depressed mood she always lights up the place and makes it full of happiness, she also need someone who listens to her and loves her as she deserves to be,my baby bshosh is such a good person give her love please🙏🏽💕💕
Bashayer: i need coffee i have a headache

Me: but you just finished your 7th cup!

Bashayer: ......
Bashayer by jungoo3ker June 4, 2020

Bankshafting 

The act of taking a huge handful of baby carrots and shoving them into the black of ones butthole.

Etymology: Comes from the youtube video "Chaw". It is the chronicles of Henry Bankshaft
Dude, so things with Karen started getting hot and heavy, and she totally bankshafted me.

I caught her bankshafting in my bathroom, so i kicked her ass on the street.
Bankshafting by Henry Bankshaft January 8, 2012

barshall 

barshalls wet dream
oh yeah my g i had a wet barshall dream and it was bussin
barshall by Summie Wummie May 10, 2021

Banhammerished 

1.)The Banhammerished are perhaps the worst type of person that can decide to raid your discord server after being removed. They are essentially people with a lot of time on their hands and a SEVERE grudge against your community. They do not accept your bans, rather, they make dozens of alts and repeatedly raid your server for months or years on end. They can operate as Lone Wolves or as massive groups depending on how many people they can recruit. An extremely determined member of the Banhammerished may even resort to real world crime such as hacking, harassment, or even physical violence coupled with doxxing in order to cripple an online community.
2.) Slang term for the Banished, the fictional raider clan featured in Halo Wars 2 and Halo Infinite.
YOU HAVE FALSELY REMOVED ME FROM YOUR SERVER! PREPARE FOR IRL ATTACKS BY THE BANHAMMERISHED! FIGHT HARD! DIE WELL!
Banhammerished by EmberofWolves January 17, 2022
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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