bang jobber

a come back to your wife when she is flirting and arguing with you at the same time. she has won the argument that she is not a towel, hooking ass hooker or dork (suggestible come back to dork is "you're a whales penis!")

Oh, I'm a whale's penis? Well you are a fucking bang jobber you hooking ass hooker!

by jaquanolicous February 24, 2014

bankjobber

Someone always scrapping for cash to the point of working with the least capable people to achieve an ill-advised task. (Like robbing a bank.)

I heard that bankjobber wants to hold up the 7-11 by the police station. I hope he gets shot.

by socaleddy April 14, 2009