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banana magic 

The Amazement and Sheer Wonder of slicing a banana while it is still inside the peel with your MIND! Only to be attempted by those highly trained in the art of 'ninja magic' and never to be attempted by those who practice 'pirate magic.'
"Oh my goodness, how does Ryan pull off that crazy-wicked banana magic?!?!?!?!?!" -Laura

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Magic Banana Blow Job (MBBJ) 

The cost of saronite in cata. The act required in barter trading for saronite ore or bars in Warcraft.
I was too lazy to farm saronite. So i gave this dude a Magic Banana Blow Job (MBBJ) for a stack.

Magical banana 

A banana that chino(s) (a Spanish language referral to "Asian people") have in their houses which is believed to have a certain magical effect to make people who ate it healed (when having an illness) or happy (when they are sad).
Alejandra: Aww.. I don't feel good..
Flavia: And I'm sad.. Oh, I know! Let's go to chino's place and eat his magical banana!
Magical banana by zoomzter February 3, 2012

magic bandana 

Garment worn by people of different sexual orientations in attempts to be fashionable. When spotted, they should be yelled "Magic Bandana!" towards.
"Yo look at that dude... MAGIC BANDANA!"
magic bandana by Masternutcher August 26, 2004

magic bananas

When a moment is as spectacular as when one encounter (or stumbles upon) a mystical fruit this phrase is used. It must always be spoken in a singsongy voice.
Aubriella: I just found twenty dollars in my pocket! Magic bananas!
magic bananas by Marisol Tan May 20, 2013

bananamatic 

A machine that produces bananas in Honduras. Also used as an expression by generally dorky people to describe something that they feel is "awesome." Can refer to someone that uses bananas to practice performing blow jobs or sexual intercourse.
1. "That banana is HUGE where's it from?" "Don't know, some bananamatic in Honduras."

2. "That Star Wars convention was BANANAMATIC, man!"

3. "Dude, that chick is ugly." "Oh but did you hear, she's a bananamatic." "That's hot.

magical bannana

A bannana that is rasist and a big piece of shit to other people.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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