Bauserman

a sexual act, after pulling out of your sex partner hold your load as long as possible then launch it ten yards over your partners head

I gave my girlfriend the Bauserman last night and shot my load all over my wall.

by Dcrisp21 October 12, 2011

Bauserman

To be physically terrible at anything you try. To be 30 years or older and still hanging around teenagers and trying to succeed at a sport. The act of being the worst possible person you can be.

Phill: Wow you suck at football you couldn't be more of a Bauserman if you tried.

Terry: Did you see that kid totally get rejected by that girl
Chris: I know he has no swag typical Bauserman move.

by Sebduck123 October 16, 2011

Joe Bauserman

The most incompetent Quarterback in the history of Ohio State football.

Announcer: Joe Bauserman back to pass, and he throws it to the third row of the stands!

by UpsetBuckeye October 8, 2011

Butermans

Incestuous farmers found in the westernmost province of Canada.

Butermans.

by D.Nezbit October 4, 2010

Your Third Baseman

As a man, your third baseman is the only other man that you would a have a threesome with thus making it you, the girl and of course your third baseman. Most of the time this person would be you best friend, your bro, or someone you are close to and have known for a while. Your third baseman is someone who wouldn't judge and someone who you know that won't make it weird or awkward afterwards.

Girl: the only way I'm having a threesome is if its with two guys,
Guy: alright Im in
Girl: better get your third baseman

by theTrooper January 9, 2013

baderman

Someone who is disobedient or badly behaved or behaves in a rude boy ganstar fashion.

Dave:"Chris did you just hit that man ?"
Chris:"Yeah"
Dave:"You baderman!!"

by Christopher stanley aurthur December 22, 2008

bamperman

An aggressive Rocket League player who takes pleasure in blowing up the opponents car.

Stop destroying my car Ben! You're just a bamperman!

by bamperman69 March 10, 2021