To be physically terrible at anything you try. To be 30 years or older and still hanging around teenagers and trying to succeed at a sport. The act of being the worst possible person you can be.
Phill: Wow you suck at football you couldn't be more of a Bauserman if you tried.
Terry: Did you see that kid totally get rejected by that girl
Chris: I know he has no swag typical Bauserman move.
Terry: Did you see that kid totally get rejected by that girl
Chris: I know he has no swag typical Bauserman move.
by Sebduck123 October 16, 2011