1. To beat someone mercilessly with a stripped bamboo, usually during sex.
Eysha bambooed me relentlessly before she stripped naked and shoved me into bed.
by bz445 January 17, 2012
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When a girl takes both the penis and ballsac into her mouth simultaneously
by blus November 14, 2008
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Bamboo is the same as broccoli in reference to weed but is not a direct slang for weed. This term is used when wanting to reference weed in an indirect, obscure way that only certain people will understand.

"Bamboo = Broccoli" and "Broccoli = Weed", but Bamboo does not equal Weed.
"Hey you been smoking that bamboo?"
"Yeah, this broccoli got me gassed."
by haisthetic December 15, 2016
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Bamboo is a grass which grows fastest in the world. It can grow up to 3 feet in 24 hours. But it starts growing after more than a year. The explanation is that it needs strong roots which take long to grow. If it started growing the body of it without a root, it would fall down and never grow upward!
China used bamboo to make many things in their life, it is like bamboo is their heart.
by CHESS BRO October 6, 2020
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A politically correct curse word. Modeled after an episode of Man VS Wild in which Bear Grylls attempts to craft a windsurfer out of bamboo. After unsuccessfully attempted to break off pieces of bamboo for a long time, he screams out "AAAARRRRRGGGGG BAAAAMMMMMBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOO!!!" in pure frustration.
Woman, I told you my knight elf was mining! Bamboo!
by PureRawmance December 9, 2010
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person 1: "He had such a hard on this morning."

person 2: "He's asian right?"

person 1: "Yeah?"

person 2: "So would you call his morning wood a bamboo?"
by HHOT April 2, 2012
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