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Bambooed 

1. To beat someone mercilessly with a stripped bamboo, usually during sex.
Eysha bambooed me relentlessly before she stripped naked and shoved me into bed.
Bambooed by bz445 January 28, 2012
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Bamboonding 

Pounding or being aggressively pounded via the female shag-hole.

*Gush warning!
Why's my sister limping?
She took a right royal bamboonding in the club toilets last night.
Hey!
Dont worry, she must have enjoyed it, I've been rinsing the gush out of my socks all morning.

Bambooda 

A Natural mystic, spiritual artist, driven by the unknown to create things forgoten and unimaginable. An enlightened artist.
A devotee of Bamboo.
After a lifetime of devotion , the Bambooda transended the limitations of this world and became enlightened through total imersion in his medium.
Bambooda by Madek July 26, 2008

bamboodist

1.) Someone who prefers, whenever possible, to select an item made of bamboo over any other material

2.) a member of the bamboo-elite.
"Dude, did you install a laminate floor in your living room?" "No way, I'm a strict bamboodist!"

"Bamboo is an easily renewable, durable wood - and it's beautiful."
bamboodist by 3 card Monty June 5, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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