balym

the best girl with the most beautiful eyelashes

♡

"balym, send nudes"

balym by chrrissssss November 20, 2021

balym

the best girl with the most beautiful eyelashes

♡

"balym, send nudes"

balym by chrrissssss November 20, 2021

overwit babymomma

overwit babymomma: Is an extremely masculine, negative, modern women who thrives off being evil to her child(s) father.

My overwit babymomma didn’t let me see my kid for 9months because I didn’t put her name in the deed of “my” house.

Any women that uses a child as a weapon towards the child’s father, is a tier 1 overwit babymomma!

Why should overwit babymommas be able to put men on child support, especially when they are 100% in the child’s life!

Overwit babymommas are destroying homes and the traditional way kids are supposed to be raised.

overwit babymomma by Mr.OVERWIT December 15, 2021

Balamer 

n. In Baltimoron, this is the "home city" of Baltimore. While this is the usual spelling for the word, a more correctly phonetic spelling would be "Bawlamer." (Those of you in the Mid-West might pronounce the first "a" as a short a, and that would be incorrect.) Baltimore is frequently shortened further to "Balmer." Again, this is the accepted spelling, but a more correctly phonetic spelling would be "Bawlmer."

"Doen'cha knoe, I'm from Balamer,
'n' crabs is whut I'm eechin' feur!
Doen'cha knoe, Santa dear,
With sum cold crabs 'nd a beer,
It would be jus like a trip back to old Bal-tee-more,
Baaaaal-teeee-mooore!"
-- David DeBoy, 'Crabs For Christmas'

Balamer by Dan Weyandt April 9, 2008

Who told you to put the balm on? 

A response to someone who does something that undermines a perfectly devious strategy, taken from the words of Jackie Childs from Seinfeld when Kramer put balm on his thighs which cured the burns from a hot cup of coffee, thus thwarting their strategy to sue for permanent disfigurement.

I set up a fake meeting in my calendar so I wouldn't have to go to the staff meeting, then you screwed it up by suggesting we push the staff meeting back an hour. Who told you to put the balm on?

Who told you to put the balm on? by RJPSYR September 1, 2009

babymind

When one’s entire consciousness , 24-7, is completely drawn into taking care of a baby.

With each attempt to engage her in wider adult subjects such as politics or culture, she would demonstrate babymind by bringing it all straight back to the world of the baby.

babymind by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2019

Ballmer Peak

The theory that computer programmers obtain quasi-magical, superhuman coding ability when they have a blood alcohol concentration percentage between 0.129% and 0.138%. The discovery of this effect is attributed to Steve Ballmer, CEO of Microsoft - who probably "discovered" it by simply monitoring his own perpetually inebriated nervous system, and deducing that programming ability "peaks" after a few drinks and then dips dramatically after full-blown drunkenness ensues.

If you can convince your boss that this is all based on legitimate science, and that the effect is real (i.e. your drunkeness = better code = more money for the company), then you will have achieved perfection in this world. There will be no reason to ever come back sober from lunch again.

Also known as "The Ballmer Curve" and "The Ballmer Effect" this state has been observed by people who play darts... and musicians. Although, to be fair, musicians only notice the effect briefly (and totally by accident) as they transition from complete sobriety to absolute drunkeness - without ever even trying to moderate their alcohol intake in order to stay at the peak.

I had three more Long Island Teas after I had already hit the Ballmer Peak, so now none of my fucking code will compile.

Ballmer Peak by cathodeRay February 4, 2008