Babymoon

The chance for millennials to prove, even to their unborn children, that they indeed are the center of the universe by going on a vacation before the birth of their child instead of using the money on something more important, such as their child.

This baby isn't going to change us, look, we're just as self-centered as before, we're going on a babymoon! The kid can sleep on a mattress on the floor, it's safer, right?

Babymoon by FRITGuru February 26, 2019

babymoon

The period before the baby is born. Like a hunnymoon, because after the baby is born the mother will not get to do the same things due to the responcibilty of having a baby.

The couple took a trip to the casino for their babymoon, because once they had the baby they would not be able to for a long time.

babymoon by TonyMichigan July 17, 2007

babymoon

A new, douchey, word created by women that refers to a vacation before an expecting child is born. Also can be used to impose loads of guilt on a man forcing them to take their wife/girlfriend on a cheesey couples vacation.

I want a babymoon or I will never spread again!

If we don't go on a babymoon, I will pout and probably shit on the carpet.

My friends all went on a babymoon and they had a blast being douchey as a couple.

babymoon by frizzooooo August 21, 2012

babymoon

(like honeymoon) the period after a woman has a baby, in which time she is free to lie around in her pyjamas for weeks, even months on end.

Mary's baby was born 4 weeks ago, she is having a lovely babymoon, nursing and bleeding like a stuck pig.

babymoon by Karen Rani December 2, 2005

Babymoon

When a baby comes out ass first and you see a butt in a vagina.

1-Doctor: Uh oh! The baby is not crowning! Looks like we've got Babymoon!

2-Person: You're doing backwards you stupid Babymoon

Babymoon by WASWARE March 20, 2011

babymoon

A period of time after birth in which the mother eschews contact with those outside the nuclear family, so that her time and attention can be focused on herself and her new baby in order to maximally bond, physically and emotionally recover, and enjoy the postpartum time.

It is analogous to "honeymoon" in that it is the intimate, secluded part of a celebration of a special, life-changing event, and a vacation from the usual concerns and demands of the world.

With our first baby we had visitors right away, but with this one we are going to babymoon for a month!

babymoon by blueviolet August 27, 2015

babymoon

A vacation taken with the primary goal of making a baby.

We were having so much fun on our honeymoon that by the end of it we decided to also make it a babymoon!

babymoon by TheTruth1379 December 27, 2015