Balooka
Balooka by moesyzlack September 3, 2008
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what you call a guy who is more attractive than the rest of his geek friends, but still can't find a girl because he's too busy playing Dungeons and Dragons
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Balooka Whale
An expression used to compare a larger than average human to a whale. Most commonly used between siblings and/or close relatives or friends during heated verbal disagreements over who gets the last bag of Doritos.
“I cant believe you’re eating the last bag a Doritos. You’re such a Balooka whale!”
“Omg, Brittany! All you do is eat Doritos all day! You’re a Balooka Whale”
“Omg, Brittany! All you do is eat Doritos all day! You’re a Balooka Whale”
Balooka Whale by Messy_Jessie January 14, 2019
reverse bazooka
dude, they totally did the reverse bazooka in the back of his truck at the drive-in, right next to their friends!
reverse bazooka by Matt Demm has diabetes August 11, 2009
Flaming Bazooka
Typically when one is sick is when a flaming bazooka occurs. It is when, you both vomit and diarrhea at the same time. Smart people use a a toilet and trash can. The less advanced use only a toilet.
I was so sick the other day, and I turned into a flaming bazooka. I didn't know if I should have chosen the toilet or the trashcan.
Flaming Bazooka by winnerswin March 3, 2011
Bazooka Wormhole
A geek obsession that results in countless lost hours exhausting every aspect of trivia related to the niche subject.
A compulsive preoccupation, at times against your will, with the minutiae of a particular topic within geek culture.
A compulsive preoccupation, at times against your will, with the minutiae of a particular topic within geek culture.
Danny receives an email from Hot Topic announcing a ”50% Off Clearance Items” sale. Danny examines Hot Topic web site and stumbles upon a “G.I. Joe Bazooka Jersey T-Shirt.” Danny suffers spaz attack and places order. Levels of spaz in blood stream remain high impelling Danny to:
1) excavate vintage Bazooka action figure
2) rewatch episode of G.I. Joe Resolute wherein Bazooka dies
3) youtube classic G.I. Joe episodes in which Bazooka appears
4) scour old Marvel G.I. Joe comics for inclusions of Bazooka
5) prepare blog entry about Bazooka
Friend to Danny: "You fell in a Bazooka Wormhole. What's it look like on the other side?"
The subject matter can vary greatly but the course of events is similar. A specific aspect of geek culture catches your fancy and before you know it you have exhausted every square centimeter of trivia related to this parent specimen. You do not stop for nourishment until you have achieved professorial status in that particular subject.
1) excavate vintage Bazooka action figure
2) rewatch episode of G.I. Joe Resolute wherein Bazooka dies
3) youtube classic G.I. Joe episodes in which Bazooka appears
4) scour old Marvel G.I. Joe comics for inclusions of Bazooka
5) prepare blog entry about Bazooka
Friend to Danny: "You fell in a Bazooka Wormhole. What's it look like on the other side?"
The subject matter can vary greatly but the course of events is similar. A specific aspect of geek culture catches your fancy and before you know it you have exhausted every square centimeter of trivia related to this parent specimen. You do not stop for nourishment until you have achieved professorial status in that particular subject.
Bazooka Wormhole by CantinaDan January 19, 2010
Man Bazooka Juice
Man Bazooka Juice by Latino Banana September 18, 2016