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Tight Innocent balls 

"20-year-old testicles" refers to the testicles of a person who is 20 years old. Testicles are male reproductive organs responsible for producing sperm and testosterone. They are part of the male reproductive system and play a crucial role in sexual development and fertility. Testicles typically start developing and growing during puberty and continue to function throughout a man's life.
Person 1: Im happy
Person 2: Let me see your tight innocent balls
person 3: oh...
Tight Innocent balls by CMBD August 9, 2023

Tight Dirty Thirty Balls

-T.D.T.B. A transitional state of a man’s testicals in which they no longer have the luster of youth they once had in their 20’s

-Noun: wrinkled, testicles that belong to a man 30 years or older. (more commonly referred to as T.D.T.B.)

-Balls that always seem to be sweaty and sticky
Girl 1: "So, how is Gordan in bed?"

Girl 2: " he was turning me on and all, but then I felt his Tight Dirty Thirty Balls (T.D.T.B) and I would have needed to do some blow to get on that!

I don't Have old man balls i still have T.D.T.B

tight ball sack 

When cool air hits your junk. The automatic body reaction is to try to keep your balls warm. Keep your swimmers from dieing. So the scrotum skin around them contracts.

This reaction happens on other occations to.

For example
Your ex. Girlfriends voice can send your balls running!
balls scrotum cold ex tight ball sack tight sack
tight ball sack by Solo_device86 February 15, 2017

Whitey Tighty Ball Face 

The act of removing the back of your whitey tighty strap and lifting it over someone’s head so that your ballsack makes direct contact with their face. The perpetrator typically wiggles their balls so as to inflict the most butt assery.
“If you say anything else about my nose I’m going to whitey tighty ball face you!”

Getchya Ballsright 

v. To clean up your act.

balls
balls out
Jimmy: "Man, I got arrested for public intoxication last weekend."

Desmond: "Jimmy, you better getchya ballsright."

balls
balls out
Getchya Ballsright by jimmybuckets February 18, 2010
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026

Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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