baller bailey

baller bailey is HIM!!!!!????

a baller bailey is a on top goat baller himmy claps himothy.

"baller bailey on top"

"fr even up dawg can agree"

(up dawg is not himmy claps)

by himothyclapshimmeduprizz September 26, 2023

baller bailey

Spitfire person, who loves deeply within their soul. Could confide in them for anything, and will long for them to do the same. Prepare to watch them fawn over poets & stories of love blooming within the souls surrounding them; and to fall in love with their view of the world. (also the love of cassidy’s life <3)

Baller Bailey is the light of your life, and will bring solace to your darkest times.

by nickmillerfanclub February 27, 2023

Knifey balley

A game similar to "five finger fillet" but instead of using fingers the body part of choice is a set of testicles where a few participants lay there scrot sacks on a table and the last pair of balls to be penetrated wins.

Awh dude did you see that guy get messed up in a game of knifey balley?

by balleyRossey April 20, 2019

Bailer

A type of person that says they can do something, but when the time comes to meet up with the person that invited them to the event, they make up some lame ass excuse to why they can't come.

Person 1: Can you make it to the target center for the Ozzy concert this evening at 6?
Person 2: Totally dude.

*at 6:05 PM*
Person 2: *calls person 1 on his cell* sorry dude I can't make it, my dog has toenail fungus and I need to bring him to the vet
Person 1: okay *hangs up* God I know so many fucking bailers!

by Nekocatz November 21, 2007

Turd Bailer

Another phrase for booty.

That's a nice turd bailer she's got there.

by Josh Briggs July 28, 2003

bailer

a bailer is either someone who shows up late doeesn t show up or finds it necessary to leave the event for a bullshit reason a good amount of the time cause or girlfreind whose gripping his balls to hard

Oh like person X says i ll show up and they arrive 2 hours late or like yah i ll come but 5 min before there like wait i can t my girlfriends vagina itches and i need to scratch it all night thats a bailer

by shittystatements February 26, 2009

Bennett Bailer

1. A friend who makes the commitment to party and then doesn't show up and/or return your calls/texts.

2. A large headed homo sapien with alopecia.

Sam: Hey where's Matt? He said he was going to go out and party tonight.
Andy: Yeah he did...WTF is Matt?
Ben: I'll tell you where Matt is.....
Tyson: Who cares....he's such a Bennett Bailer.
Bobby: Let's go surfing then!

by Operator 826 December 21, 2009