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baller bailey

baller bailey is HIM!!!!!????

a baller bailey is a on top goat baller himmy claps himothy.
"baller bailey on top"

"fr even up dawg can agree"

(up dawg is not himmy claps)
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baller bailey

Spitfire person, who loves deeply within their soul. Could confide in them for anything, and will long for them to do the same. Prepare to watch them fawn over poets & stories of love blooming within the souls surrounding them; and to fall in love with their view of the world. (also the love of cassidy’s life <3)
Baller Bailey is the light of your life, and will bring solace to your darkest times.
baller bailey by nickmillerfanclub February 27, 2023

Knifey balley 

A game similar to "five finger fillet" but instead of using fingers the body part of choice is a set of testicles where a few participants lay there scrot sacks on a table and the last pair of balls to be penetrated wins.
Awh dude did you see that guy get messed up in a game of knifey balley?
Knifey balley by balleyRossey April 20, 2019
A type of person that says they can do something, but when the time comes to meet up with the person that invited them to the event, they make up some lame ass excuse to why they can't come.
Person 1: Can you make it to the target center for the Ozzy concert this evening at 6?
Person 2: Totally dude.

*at 6:05 PM*
Person 2: *calls person 1 on his cell* sorry dude I can't make it, my dog has toenail fungus and I need to bring him to the vet
Person 1: okay *hangs up* God I know so many fucking bailers!
Bailer by Nekocatz November 21, 2007

Turd Bailer 

That's a nice turd bailer she's got there.
Turd Bailer by Josh Briggs July 28, 2003
a bailer is either someone who shows up late doeesn t show up or finds it necessary to leave the event for a bullshit reason a good amount of the time cause or girlfreind whose gripping his balls to hard
Oh like person X says i ll show up and they arrive 2 hours late or like yah i ll come but 5 min before there like wait i can t my girlfriends vagina itches and i need to scratch it all night thats a bailer
bailer by shittystatements February 26, 2009

Bennett Bailer

1. A friend who makes the commitment to party and then doesn't show up and/or return your calls/texts.

2. A large headed homo sapien with alopecia.
Sam: Hey where's Matt? He said he was going to go out and party tonight.
Andy: Yeah he did...WTF is Matt?
Ben: I'll tell you where Matt is.....
Tyson: Who cares....he's such a Bennett Bailer.
Bobby: Let's go surfing then!
Bennett Bailer by Operator 826 December 21, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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