ballardo

Mexican, douche, sometimes sweet, obsessed with all girls, tries to be a hipster, usually a swagfag

"dude, some weird guy texted me last night"
"I bet it was a Ballardo"

by blondey November 2, 2013

ballardry

when one is up to only the most depraved, idiotic, sexually deviant and/or reckless shit that is humanly possible in a drunken british manner

"What is this new form of ballardry"
he says to his mate after watching some blokescreaming down the hotel hallway at some scared women in a drunken, incomprehensible and sexually deviant manner

by 999up$1d3d*wncr3w October 3, 2017

Ballarious

to laugh your balls off

dude that was freaking ballarious, my balls are now on the floor.

by Defdoel August 8, 2008

B.Ballard

The act of Facebook creeping to the extent that you friend request complete strangers.

Yo, I just got B.Ballard.

by Haterader56 April 12, 2010

josh ballard

Boy who posted a suicide notice in a Myspace bulletin before killing himself.

The case was allegedly over a girl.

His myspace continues to be logged in by police and family members.

From: "you BROKE my LIFE"
Date: "Nov 29, 2005 11:14 AM"
Subject: "do me a favore...."
Body: "call the police.
adress: 27802 Abadejo, Mission Viejo, CA 92692
tell them to go down the hall to the bathrooom.
im soo sorry<3"

Myspace Bulletin From Josh Ballard.

by Jonni Suicide May 30, 2006

ballarious

to laugh so hard it feels as if your balls are about to fall off

man that guy is so ballarious, he always has something funny to say

by defdoel August 10, 2008

Ballarding

being a dick that has no consideration for anyone :)

girl 1: your boyfriend was such a dick at last nights party

girl 2: I believe the word you're looking for is ballarding

by @e.milyy.yy March 24, 2020