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Ball Smackers 

Obscenely tight fitting gentlemen's under crackers, generally worn by Olympic dive teams and East European 'female' gender-check shot putters of the 1980's. So named due to the slapping effect on the base of the wearers testicles during the pike phase of both events.

Now more commonly found on the beaches of Southern Europe on an overweight greased up German, also see banana hammock or Speedo's for the beach variant.
"Klaus ist miner packet g-boolljen?"

"Yah das ball smackers hast kleiner Willhelm in der knutter cracken" (insert overtly exuberant laughter)
Ball Smackers by Wacker Man February 28, 2007

Ball Shacker 

A ball shacker is someone who shacks balls. They are brave, ballsy individuals, who shoots out ballsy remarks wherever they so choose, to whomever they so choose. AKA, one who is nardsy. The verb form of this word, is 'ball shackin'.

Note: you may, and it is recommended that, you elect someone amongst your group of friends to be the king of ball shackin'ry.
1.' Wow.. did you hear what she just said?! What a ball shacker!"

2. She was ball shackin all through the town.

3. In his spare time, he enjoyed ball shackin around the internet.

4. He's probably the coolest, most ball-shackin' person I know!
Ball Shacker by bam_0418 February 12, 2010

Ballsackery

Juvenile antics involving the scrotum.

Figuratively used to describe a situation where otherwise intelligent individuals argue or act like college frat boys.

Literal: Al was giving the passers-by a fruitbasket from his window when his girlfriendentered the room and unexpectedly witnessed the ballsackery.

Figurative: Jim pulled the mannequin's thong off and pulled it over his face, wearing it like a wrestling mask. The store manager wouldn't stand for this ballsackery and kicked us out of the store. We thought it was funny...
Ballsackery by jesta_ May 1, 2006

ballsacker 

Look at brian working in the park what a BALLSACKWER!
ballsacker by Abe Carroll September 11, 2004

ballsackerman 

your god, your savior, the creator of earth.
praise ballsackerman, they are our god.
ballsackerman by dick ballsack December 31, 2007

ballsacker 

-noun 1. One who sacks balls. -adj. 1. A male exhibiting the character traits of one apt to pummel one's own privates as penance for negligence. Similar to a moron.
-noun. Jerry got stuck sacking balls after PhysEd, he's Mr. Kanton's ballsacker till the end of the quarter. -adj.Eli, man that guy, all this time I never took him for a ballsacker, but there you go....whatta ballsacker!

ballsacker by Jahhn McVonOtterslap January 22, 2008