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Ballcoozie 

To place your testicles (Balls) in a cup of water while your female partner proceeds to blow bubbles with a straw.
I think a ballcoozie would take care of that blue feeling you're having, honey.
Ballcoozie by DOE-D September 21, 2003

ballcoozie 

placing the testicles into a glass of champagne or other highly carbonated liquid, while a partner blows bubbles into the glass using a straw
man: ballcoozie?
woman: i'll get the champagne
ballcoozie by mediumfreakingjoel September 28, 2012

Ballcoozie 

The female fills her mouth up with warm water and pop-rocks and the male inserts his balls into her mouth as the female gargles, simulating the sensations of a jacuzzi, for balls.
Its been a long day, but luckily i still have some pop-rocks left in my bedside table drawer, so my bitch can ballcoozie my nuts, fo sho.
Ballcoozie by Juggle-the-Nuggets November 28, 2011

Ballkoosie 

When you stick your nuts in a warm bowl of water and have someone blow bubbles into the bowl with a straw therefore creating a jacuzzi for your balls
My girlfriend gave me a ballkoosie last night
Ballkoosie by LexMad November 7, 2020

Ballcoozie 

The act of placing your nuts in a bowl of water and having one girl blow bubbles in it while recieving a handjob from another girl
Oh man, I had these two hot broads in my room last night and they gave me a sweet ballcoozie
Ballcoozie by Mulloy September 5, 2005

Ballcoozie 

a mans(term used loosely) bathing suit somewhat resembling womens thong underwear. -not a pretty picture.

"speedo nut bag"
"butt floss"
cover the childrens eyes dear, here comes another ballcoozie
Ballcoozie by studebacherhoch January 16, 2004
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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