ball brain

When you squeeze your nut sack and your testicles come up together and they look like a brain

Dude, check out my ball brain!

by That Asian Bat Wing May 20, 2014

Brain Ball

a competition of kicking around novel ideas.

I had a good game of brain ball at the think tank today

by whoeverreally cares July 14, 2010

Ball-brainer

A person whose entire brain is occupied by football — strategy, goals, matches, and even their dreams are football matches.
They're either a football genius, a delulu baller, or both.

He skipped a wedding to watch the UCL final — total ball-brainer.

by Pitch Princess June 12, 2025

Baines ball

Terrorism on the football pitch

“Hey did you see the news, baines ball has just caused the north tower to collapse

by Britishjones December 6, 2022

Balldraining

When an individual (hopefully a male) has so many orgasms that his prostate gland cannot produce enough man milk to feed the demand. Some common places to encounter a gentlemen who has had his balls drained are at orgies, weddings, funerals, family get togethers or the red light district.

Dude, Elaine sucked my dick for eight hours straight. She is a balldraining slut.

by rustythesadwalrus January 25, 2015