adjective. a term used to describe a state of bizarre disrepair. also, bonkers; berserk; off-the-wall; haywire
i think the answering machine was zapped by lightning while we were on vacation -- it's gone all balinky on us.
by reginae September 8, 2008
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by MistahTom September 1, 2005
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1. Use to tell somebody they must shut up.
2. Use to notify somebody that the joke the have just told is not funny.
How to use blinky eyes.
1. Stare at the victim.
2. Have a straight face.
3. Do not say anything.
4. Blink once every three-quarters of a second.
1. Use to tell somebody they must shut up.
2. Use to notify somebody that the joke the have just told is not funny.
How to use blinky eyes.
1. Stare at the victim.
2. Have a straight face.
3. Do not say anything.
4. Blink once every three-quarters of a second.
Bob: Heaiii guys i haz joek! :)
James: What...?
Bob: Right so I went into this hotel right and then............... and then I said "thats not a watermelon, thats my wife!"
*James proceeds to use blinky-eyes*
Isabellina: So he was like Omg!, and I was like "Yeh whuteva!" and he was like "No wayyyy!" and I was like "THATS WHAT I SAID!! :O" and then he was liek "oh, like, my god :O" , then i was li---
*Todd using blinky eyes*
James: What...?
Bob: Right so I went into this hotel right and then............... and then I said "thats not a watermelon, thats my wife!"
*James proceeds to use blinky-eyes*
Isabellina: So he was like Omg!, and I was like "Yeh whuteva!" and he was like "No wayyyy!" and I was like "THATS WHAT I SAID!! :O" and then he was liek "oh, like, my god :O" , then i was li---
*Todd using blinky eyes*
by 22MidnA22 August 29, 2009
Get the Blinky Eyes mug.The "blinky-hug effect" is a curious phenomenon that occurs late at night, wherein the afflicted will feel the distinct impression that his or her eyes are receiving tiny, warm hugs each time he or she blinks. The effect is extended into a kind of loving embrace when the eyes are closed for longer periods, and can be difficult to recover from.
It should also be noted that those wearing contact lenses will feel the blinky-hug effect sooner and more dramatically than their un-lensed peers.
It should also be noted that those wearing contact lenses will feel the blinky-hug effect sooner and more dramatically than their un-lensed peers.
Jill: So what are you doing tonight?
Jack: Man, I'm already getting blinky-hugs. I think I'll just hit the sheets.
Jack: Man, I'm already getting blinky-hugs. I think I'll just hit the sheets.
by Wiffle Knight June 14, 2010
Get the blinky-hug mug.by Macho_BX December 17, 2008
Get the Blinky mug.I sleep with a blinky under my pillow, in case I need to stab a nigga coming at me during the night.
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