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baldiehead 

a bald head and a person who has no hair
oh you cut your hair you are a baldiehead
baldiehead by alphabeta123 July 11, 2023
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baldheaded jasons 

a united states federal reserve note, a hundred dollar bill, Benjamin Franklin
What's that in your wallet "shit baldheaded jasons"
baldheaded jasons by Gagebong430 December 18, 2017

baldhead 

In Rastafarianism, a baldhead refers to anyone who conforms to common Western standards of hair styling. This is because the short, clean-cut look is often representative (in their eyes) of someone who has adopted a colonial, materialistic and spiritually-bankrupt worldview.

In contrast, a person who grows their hair out, such as into an afro or dreadlocks, is representative (in their eyes) of someone who has let go of obsession with external, physical appearances and turned their attention inward, into the spiritual realm.
"I have never seen the image of a bald head Jesus yet.
He is a humble and dreadlocked Nazarene man, look in yourselves and try to understand
Why you've never seen the image of a bald head Jesus yet."

- Bunny Wailer (Baldhead Jesus)

"Jah would never give the power to a baldhead
Run come crucify the Dread. "

- Bob Marley (Time Will Tell)
baldhead by Ishvara September 13, 2012

balehead 

My balehead friends and I got together last night to watch Newsies, American Psycho and Shaft.
balehead by SpeakEasy July 17, 2004

Crazy Baldhead

'Crazy Baldheads' dealt with the continued oppression of the blacks in Jamaica; once exploited as slaves, they were now exploited as free men due to the perception that whites were pushing native Jamaicans to the fringes, and denying them economic justice, despite the native islanders' contribution.
"We gonna chase those crazy baldheads out of town chase those crazy baldheads out of town" - bob marley
Crazy Baldhead by babylondread August 28, 2012

baldhead 

in rastafarianism, the term baldhead refers to someone who is not rasta. also someone who is generally an outsider. also someone who is generally considered 'square' or uncool. also used as term for bad racist white person.
'we gonna chase them crazy baldheads right out of town' - bob marley
baldhead by rosebud February 10, 2004

baldheaded Scallywag 

1.A derogatory term used to define a female who lacks hair in the back of her scalp. term may also apply to the whole head.
2. a female who's hair is shor due to the lack of the abiity to grow. (one who has short hair is nt necessarily a balheaded scallywag)
3. someone who leaves a perm, and or relaxer in their hair for more than twenty minutes, and gets cabbage patch.
4. black ghetto female who cant achieve it, so they "weave" it, or can't grow it, so they sow it.
"baldheaded scallywag, ain't got no hair in the back."

did you see shaquita getting her hair braided??? i don't know how the hairstylist did it, but obviously she works wonders, becuase that chick is the definition of a baldheaded scallywag.
baldheaded Scallywag by ogleghetto September 1, 2009
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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