A bald man who is a mix of a douchebag and a prophet, indirectly calling you out on the littlest shit you do in front of your friends. He gains followers by being a general douche.
Ryan *drops his pencil* Mr. Bereshka: "Whoever dropped their pencil does not care about learning. Form 2 and a FUCK YOU FOR YOU RYAN!" Ryan: *under his breath* "Why the hell does Bereshka have to be a balderdouche?!"
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).