Bald guy

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A tall skinny guy that harasses the new kid in a weird way.

Guy1 :Do you see that guy getting up in that yr 7's face
Guy2 :Let's leave before the bald guy sees us
Guy1: Ok

Bald guy by baldy45 November 8, 2011

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Bald Guy

1. (n.) An awkward bald man that works in a school building. Paces slowly around an open area until he stumbles upon two teenagers in a relationship. Tends to have knees bent backwards like a bird, and a head so shiny, diamonds are jealous. Generally has problems remembering names the moment the name is spoken to him. Do not let him touch you, or you will implode.

"Don't let bald guy see you hugging me."

Bald Guy by Kuhbaybay65 January 20, 2009

Related Words

Bald Guy • Bald guy from amazon • bald guy nod • Bald Guy Period • The Bald Guy • bald • bald eagle • bald martin • bald-headed • bald.ena

Bald guy

You

Your a bald guy

Bald guy by Robert the boi November 15, 2022

Bald guy from amazon

He is the richest person in the world. That's about it.

"hey, you know that bald guy from amazon"
"yeah, he is really rich"

Bald guy from amazon by big nibba peter griffin October 24, 2018

Bald Guy Period

A phenomenon that occurs after a balding man shaves in which they are incredibly irritable and angry (most likely as a part of the grieving process in which they lament their permanent loss of hair)

Friend: Mr. Johnson flipped out on me for no reason today

Me: Don't worry, he's just on his Bald Guy Period

Bald Guy Period by VitaliMaliarov17 March 15, 2023

bald guy nod

The brotherly bond of baldness that two bald strangers have, the nod that they give each other almost telekinetically saying "I see you there bro, I know how it be".

I had a bad day and was walking home when a stranger gave me the bald guy nod. Suddenly, I knew everything was going to be alright.

bald guy nod by Handle already in aaaa June 18, 2020

The Bald Guy

A boss who engages in anal sex with female pornstars with overly large breasts (sometimes two at a time).

"dude the bald guy fucked the shit out of Shyla Stylez!"

The Bald Guy by Jamalt Liquor September 4, 2011

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026