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Bald Guy 

1. (n.) An awkward bald man that works in a school building. Paces slowly around an open area until he stumbles upon two teenagers in a relationship. Tends to have knees bent backwards like a bird, and a head so shiny, diamonds are jealous. Generally has problems remembering names the moment the name is spoken to him. Do not let him touch you, or you will implode.
"Don't let bald guy see you hugging me."
Bald Guy by Kuhbaybay65 January 20, 2009

Bald guy 

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Your a bald guy
Bald guy by Robert the boi November 15, 2022

Bald guy from amazon 

He is the richest person in the world. That's about it.
"hey, you know that bald guy from amazon"
"yeah, he is really rich"

Bald Guy Period 

A phenomenon that occurs after a balding man shaves in which they are incredibly irritable and angry (most likely as a part of the grieving process in which they lament their permanent loss of hair)
Friend: Mr. Johnson flipped out on me for no reason today

Me: Don't worry, he's just on his Bald Guy Period

bald guy nod 

The brotherly bond of baldness that two bald strangers have, the nod that they give each other almost telekinetically saying "I see you there bro, I know how it be".
I had a bad day and was walking home when a stranger gave me the bald guy nod. Suddenly, I knew everything was going to be alright.

The Bald Guy 

A boss who engages in anal sex with female pornstars with overly large breasts (sometimes two at a time).
"dude the bald guy fucked the shit out of Shyla Stylez!"
The Bald Guy by Jamalt Liquor September 4, 2011