bald

When your face is so good looking it is taking over the rest of your head.

You're bald.

I know. My face is so good looking it's taking over the rest of my head.

by allholy1 January 04, 2008

bald

Clean shaven genitals.

Her pussy is bald and smooth.

by Ashley January 06, 2004

bald

perhaps the most common way to describe a man who is either losing his hair or has none at all.

A bald man is beautiful when his heart is too.

by Anna Isabella November 02, 2006

bald

to have no hair where it is suppose to be

Britney Spears;

to be bald is now known as "To pull a Britney."

by Ashalee March 23, 2007

bald

Taller than your hair.

Vin Deisil is bald.

by Neil Deprume and Deameon Havok April 09, 2006

bald

Strangely stupid, not intelligent in a weird way.

Nathan ate an expired yogurt. He is bald.
Look at those bald soldiers going to war!

by sweetnsour39 June 22, 2006

bald

without hair or other covering material, smooth to the penile touch.

the only reason that chap william had nella was so he had a new bald head to rub

by miguel sanchez March 30, 2003