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balbon
noun. A word to describe a hairy person. John's favorite term when he gets excited. A word that cindy cannot pronounce.
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balbon by John Chua call 1 (503) wet-pakz for more info February 19, 2005
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balcony kids
Kids that hang out on the balcony (obviously), these types of kids are typically cringey, annoying, and post their "dark" thoughts on their Snapchat stories. Do not confuse balcony kids with emo people or goth people, they are a new breed. They all "date" one another, they are all each others "ex". Their version of dating is standing on the balcony and holding each other awkwardly close, murmuring "I love you so much". If you see them doing this, make bets on how soon they'll break up, it's a good way to make money. They don't always hang out on the balcony, though, if they're at your school, they may swarm a certain hallway or corridor, screaming their petty inside jokes.
"If you don't like being hated by everyone, don't hang out with the balcony kids."
"You guys are so fucking annoying! You're all just a bunch of inbred fucking balcony kids!"
"You guys are so fucking annoying! You're all just a bunch of inbred fucking balcony kids!"
balcony kids by chochelle November 21, 2017
Steve Balboni
He's the guy that gets shit done and can get you in any place just by telling his name.
He usually sends Johnny Hamcheck to do some quests.
He usually sends Johnny Hamcheck to do some quests.
Steve Balboni by johnnyhamcheck June 20, 2023
Babongas
Babongas by Bigtittygothgirl86 August 6, 2019
the balcony
(n) to stand, fully clothed, next to the one you love and put your hand down each other's trousers, thus forming "the balcony".
I couldn't wait to get Kathleen home to show her how much I love her so we made the balcony while we waited for our lift homes.
the balcony by daveaux July 4, 2014
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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