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balatos

Used as a replacement for any word in a sentence; similar to the use of the word "smurf" within a sentence.
I feel balatos; where the balatos are you going; i hurt my balatos
by Marcus Balatos December 24, 2012
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Balaton

prop. n.; a lake in Hungary. Usually referred to as "the crown jewel of Europe". Tourists from around the world flock to the shores of the Balaton in order to enjoy fine wine, fine eats, and fine women. The single most relaxing location in the visible universe.
Guido took his family to the French Riviera, only to regret it terribly and wish he had gone to the Balaton instead.
by Col. Hans Landa August 3, 2011
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balatsu

Chamorro (native language of Guam) for drunk or intoxicated
pronounced Buh'lot'sue
sometimes spelled BALACHU
by RayZ671 December 11, 2006
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balamos

"Balamos" is what gypsies call the the non-gypsies, i.e.

something like "white men", basically "outsiders".

The word "balamos" is used mostly by the Mediterranean

gypsies.

American gypsies aka Romany use the word gaje
A gypsy mother told her 2 daughters "If uncle Nikos finds out, he will declare you balamos".
by LoLoS_GR May 13, 2012
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Balatrosexual

A person who is sexually attracted to the joker cards in the game Balatro
Person 1: Yo bro have you ever fantasied about the jokers
Person 2: what do you mean
Person 1: I find them really attractive
Person 2: Interestinggggg
Person 1: I WANNA FUCK THE JOKERS, IM BALATROSEXUAL
by FatJanet_69 February 24, 2025
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