balatos
Used as a replacement for any word in a sentence; similar to the use of the word "smurf" within a sentence.
balatos by Marcus Balatos December 24, 2012
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Balaton
prop. n.; a lake in Hungary. Usually referred to as "the crown jewel of Europe". Tourists from around the world flock to the shores of the Balaton in order to enjoy fine wine, fine eats, and fine women. The single most relaxing location in the visible universe.
Guido took his family to the French Riviera, only to regret it terribly and wish he had gone to the Balaton instead.
Balaton by Col. Hans Landa August 3, 2011
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Balatrosexual
Person 1: Yo bro have you ever fantasied about the jokers
Person 2: what do you mean
Person 1: I find them really attractive
Person 2: Interestinggggg
Person 1: I WANNA FUCK THE JOKERS, IM BALATROSEXUAL
Person 2: what do you mean
Person 1: I find them really attractive
Person 2: Interestinggggg
Person 1: I WANNA FUCK THE JOKERS, IM BALATROSEXUAL
Balatrosexual by FatJanet_69 February 24, 2025
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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