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Used as a replacement for any word in a sentence; similar to the use of the word "smurf" within a sentence.
I feel balatos; where the balatos are you going; i hurt my balatos
balatos by Marcus Balatos December 24, 2012
Urban Dictionary Merch
prop. n.; a lake in Hungary. Usually referred to as "the crown jewel of Europe". Tourists from around the world flock to the shores of the Balaton in order to enjoy fine wine, fine eats, and fine women. The single most relaxing location in the visible universe.
Guido took his family to the French Riviera, only to regret it terribly and wish he had gone to the Balaton instead.
Balaton by Col. Hans Landa August 3, 2011
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Chamorro (native language of Guam) for drunk or intoxicated
pronounced Buh'lot'sue
sometimes spelled BALACHU
balatsu by RayZ671 December 11, 2006
"Balamos" is what gypsies call the the non-gypsies, i.e.

something like "white men", basically "outsiders".

The word "balamos" is used mostly by the Mediterranean

gypsies.

American gypsies aka Romany use the word gaje
A gypsy mother told her 2 daughters "If uncle Nikos finds out, he will declare you balamos".
balamos by LoLoS_GR May 13, 2012

Balatrosexual 

A person who is sexually attracted to the joker cards in the game Balatro
Person 1: Yo bro have you ever fantasied about the jokers
Person 2: what do you mean
Person 1: I find them really attractive
Person 2: Interestinggggg
Person 1: I WANNA FUCK THE JOKERS, IM BALATROSEXUAL
Balatrosexual by FatJanet_69 February 24, 2025
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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