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baked potatoes 

1) The simplest and greatest way of preparing that mighty tuber, the potato. Set the oven to three hundred and fifty degrees and rock on for about fourty five minutes then rock on some more.

2) One of the manliest foods on the planet.
The other day, I ate four Baked Potatoes while watching a John Wayne movie. It was one of the manliest nights of my life.

Steve (on instant messenger): i just ate a baked patotoe ya, it kicked ass, why not define that on urban dictionary, bitch...
baked potatoes by Bythorsbeard January 19, 2005
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baked potatoe 

where you put sour cream cheese and bacon bits in a chicks vag and eat her out
lori had a food fetish so i gave her a baked potatoe
baked potatoe by frenchwhore699669 December 31, 2009

Loaded baked potatoe

Receiving a blow job with a firm duece in your whitie tighties.
Your wife had a loaded baked potatoe at my house last night.

Baked Potatoe 

Used to describe a situation that was originally cool, but is now even better.
"Its snowing and there's no school today!" "I'm gonna throw a huge birthday party!" "Baked potatoe!"
Baked Potatoe by Zach March 23, 2004

MrThomas CEO of BakedPotatoesInc 

A dude who says cheezy pick up lines
'' Are you Google, coz youre all im searching for '' - some dude
'' omg not another MrThomas CEO of BakedPotatoesInc '' - some girl

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026