baked face 

when you or someone is so stoned that you have the most fucked face with redeye etc.

"oi Baked face!"
"dude your such a bakedface!"

baked face by gregizzle May 5, 2006

Baked face 

A person that did they're make up better than you. Usually because they have a lot of make up on.

"Omg! Stacey, you have like 5 pounds of makeup on! You still looking lit tho!"

"Yep, I have a baked face af."

Baked face by It's yo mom May 27, 2016

bake face

A person who is stoned/baked all the time, or seems like they are stoned/baked. Also, a person who denies this assumption.

Telmo: "Liz your baked!"
Liz: "No I'm not."
Telmo: "Ya your baked! You're a bake face. Look at you! You're a pastry!"

bake face by baked August 30, 2006

bake face

Some dude totally baked. You can tell by the expression on their face.

Jesse: "Dude you're such a bake face right now"
Telmo: "Kid I know"

bake face by Cumby August 30, 2006

Bake your face.

A person who ticks you off and you want him to do something harmful to himself and then leave you along.

I've had enough of your verbal abuse. Go open an oven and bake your face.

Bake your face. by seafa June 17, 2011

shit faced baked 

sky high

shit faced baked (shyt-fays-baek-d)

i am shit faced baked. shitfacedbaked. shtfcdbkd. shtfcbk. shtfk. fk.

shit faced baked by mstrfrag-chunk0 May 5, 2010

bake faced 

The feeling of being so stoned your eyes are as wet as Niagra Falls, your mouth as dry as a dessert, and your body feels like its being anchored down to the couch.

Pat: "Gee golly Mike you sure are bakefaced"

Mike: "I am to bake faced to even reply to you Pat, please leave me be with my delicious screamer"

bake faced by Canadian Mike December 28, 2007