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bake cakes 

The act of an unmarried man playing house with a female.
I heard Garys datin chickenhead Lawanda.

Yea i told him to just hit and run but he wanna bake cakes with the bitch
bake cakes by Crackface August 2, 2007
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bake a cake

To kill or murder used in the south especially by bloods
If that snitch come around here ima bake a cake for that nigga.
bake a cake by Suicide123987 December 21, 2009

bake a cake

Lets bake a cake before everyone starts showing up to the party
bake a cake by tomcon5 March 1, 2009

bake my cake 

Bake my cake” is a way of saying that somebody is tryna set you up.
Tyrone- “Nah shorty just asked for the addy”

Joe- “Easy access bruh.”
Tyrone- “She fw the opps dummy.”

Joe- And?
Tyrone- “Shorty tryna bake my cake.”
bake my cake by simplychristt June 29, 2022

Bake a cake

Another word for fucking.
You can also say "to bake a cake" or "we're gonna bake a cake."

Simple, no other way around it.
Nick: What are we gonna do after we wash those dishes?

Leah: We're going to be bake a cake ;]
Bake a cake by m/squeeks13 February 17, 2010

Bake my cake 

Commonly used in the Maryland area, specifically Baltimore.
I saw the same tinted car ride past my house 3 time today dawg. I think somebody tryna bake my cake.
Bake my cake by Glasspom January 24, 2021

Bake a cake

Sexual intercourse. Parents often say this when they're around child(ren) or when children walk in on them.
Kid: What are you doing in the bed with mommy?
Dad: We're about to bake a cake.
Kid: Can I join?
Dad: This is a very special cake. Only 2 people can make it.
Bake a cake by Sam Leisenring April 11, 2015
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