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Mountain Bailey's 

Mountain Bailey's is the combination of Bailey's Irish Cream and Mountain Dew. This is a drink only to be consumed by the stupid, because it tastes absolutely terrible.
Dude 1: We should try a Green Lantern.

Dude 2: Hell yeah, we should.

Dude 1: I'll see if we have some whiskey.
Nope, but I have some Bailey's.

Dude 2: Ok, why the fuck not.
Oh my god, this is fucking terrible.

Dude 1: Let me try!
Fuck that's nasty.

Dude 2: Mountain Bailey's, mmm chunky.

Bailey's 

Alcoholic beverage, best when consumed from a shoe. Popular at clubs where people wee on each other.
You ever drink Bailey's from a shoe?
Bailey's by FrankTheTank09 August 1, 2008

Bally's  

Popular shoe brand mentioned by rappers Rick Ross and Rocko. Originated in Switzerland. Quite expensive. Great taste in dress and casual style.

www.bally.com
"Hoppin' out da Bugatti wit my Bally's on. No underwear nigga. My jeans tight fitted too nigga." Rick Ross - Billionaire

"You wear Reebok, I wear Bally." Rocko - Umma Do Me
Bally's by Saty April 3, 2008

Your bailey's in the hallway 

"Your bailey's in the hallway', originates at Hoffman Estates High School, from some weird ass theater people, and is another in a long line of euphemisms for saying "your fly's open", or more specifically, "your dick's showing"

(Though, I have never had the opportunity to use it that way)
Tom: Hey! Dude! Your Bailey's in the hallway!!
Zach: Oh, yeah. must hvae forgot to put it in after I went to the bathroom

Baily Smith 

A very nice and amazing person with a great personality and an outgoing attitude, she is also the LOVE of my LIFE.
Dam Baily Smith is such a good soccer player
Baily Smith by not a DQ worker November 28, 2020

Baily Smith 

Baily Smith is a very nice and kind hearted person with a very outgoing and cool personality, she is also pretty hot not gonna lie, and I do still have a crush on her.
Damn Baily Smith is so good at soccer (she really isn't)
Baily Smith by not a DQ worker November 28, 2020
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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