bagelry

Place where bagels are bought and sold. Often found in places like New York City, although many are scattered around the country. Similar to and stemming from bakey.

I work at the local bagelry, where I slice, toast and cream cheese bagels

by Katharine December 1, 2003

bagelry

A restaurant that sells only bagles and all that is related to bagels- such as bagel sandwiches and bagles and shmear.

Trent went to the bagelry this morning to get a bagel with strawberry cream cheese.

by Trent Taylor November 2, 2005

bagelry

the act of acting like a stupid bagel

you have been sentenced for five counts of bagelry

by jimmy September 9, 2003

bagelly

(adj) Possessing qualities relating to being Jewish.

Jenna: Grossman? That sounds bagelly.

Jake: Mr. Hymowitz gave me this cheap ass candy. What a bagelly mofo!

by florida_swag March 30, 2011

Douche Bagery

The act of doing something that would lead others to believe you are in fact a douche bag.

John: (watching Bush on TV) This guy is such a douche bag.
Alex: I think all governments take part in douche bagery on one level or another.

by emptsent January 13, 2008

bagelroni

the act of bageling a roni, having the perfect bagel roni is to have the perfect ratio of bagel to roni.

'WOW what a great bagelroni you made!'
'Sorry, I'm busy fishing!'

by coolonel March 20, 2014

douce bagery

The act of doing something that would lead others to believe you are a douce bag.

John: (watching Bush on TV) This guy is such a douce bag.
Alex: I think all governments take part in douce bagery on one level or another.

by emptsent December 27, 2007