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A restaurant that sells only bagles and all that is related to bagels- such as bagel sandwiches and bagles and shmear.
Trent went to the bagelry this morning to get a bagel with strawberry cream cheese.
bagelry by Trent Taylor November 2, 2005
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the act of acting like a stupid bagel
you have been sentenced for five counts of bagelry
bagelry by jimmy September 9, 2003
(adj) Possessing qualities relating to being Jewish.
Jenna: Grossman? That sounds bagelly.

Jake: Mr. Hymowitz gave me this cheap ass candy. What a bagelly mofo!
bagelly by florida_swag March 30, 2011

Douche Bagery 

The act of doing something that would lead others to believe you are in fact a douche bag.
John: (watching Bush on TV) This guy is such a douche bag.
Alex: I think all governments take part in douche bagery on one level or another.
Douche Bagery by emptsent January 13, 2008

bagelroni 

the act of bageling a roni, having the perfect bagel roni is to have the perfect ratio of bagel to roni.
'WOW what a great bagelroni you made!'
'Sorry, I'm busy fishing!'
bagelroni by coolonel March 20, 2014

douce bagery 

The act of doing something that would lead others to believe you are a douce bag.
John: (watching Bush on TV) This guy is such a douce bag.
Alex: I think all governments take part in douce bagery on one level or another.
douce bagery by emptsent December 27, 2007
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026
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