bagelry

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Place where bagels are bought and sold. Often found in places like New York City, although many are scattered around the country. Similar to and stemming from bakey.

I work at the local bagelry, where I slice, toast and cream cheese bagels

bagelry by Katharine December 1, 2003

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bagelry

A restaurant that sells only bagles and all that is related to bagels- such as bagel sandwiches and bagles and shmear.

Trent went to the bagelry this morning to get a bagel with strawberry cream cheese.

bagelry by Trent Taylor November 2, 2005

Related Words

bagelry • bagelly • bagelroni • bagely • bagelya • D-Bagery • doucebagery • bagelpies • Douchebagery • Bagel rat

bagelry

the act of acting like a stupid bagel

you have been sentenced for five counts of bagelry

bagelry by jimmy September 9, 2003

bagelly

(adj) Possessing qualities relating to being Jewish.

Jenna: Grossman? That sounds bagelly.

Jake: Mr. Hymowitz gave me this cheap ass candy. What a bagelly mofo!

bagelly by florida_swag March 30, 2011

Douche Bagery

The act of doing something that would lead others to believe you are in fact a douche bag.

John: (watching Bush on TV) This guy is such a douche bag.
Alex: I think all governments take part in douche bagery on one level or another.

Douche Bagery by emptsent January 13, 2008

bagelroni

the act of bageling a roni, having the perfect bagel roni is to have the perfect ratio of bagel to roni.

'WOW what a great bagelroni you made!'
'Sorry, I'm busy fishing!'

bagelroni by coolonel March 20, 2014

douce bagery

The act of doing something that would lead others to believe you are a douce bag.

John: (watching Bush on TV) This guy is such a douce bag.
Alex: I think all governments take part in douce bagery on one level or another.

douce bagery by emptsent December 27, 2007

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026