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Bagel Fuck

When a man fucks a woman through a bagel, simultaniously penetrating the bagel, and the woman.
"So today Dani was eating a bagel, so I snatched it out of the bitch's hand, dropped my pants, and bagel fucked her."
Bagel Fuck by snzn March 28, 2009

bagel fuck

I just ate some matzah, let’s bagel fuck!
bagel fuck by Brett Kosher May 24, 2019

Bagel And A Fuck 

A social interaction which does not qualify as a hook up, nor as an actual date .
Sal "Hey Katy want to meet up for a drink later?"

Katy " sorry I'm meeting some random for a bagel and a fuck".
Bagel And A Fuck by DeliaDL April 17, 2017

fuck off my bagel 

said when someone copies your style or swag.
boy 1: look i got the same shoes as you.

boy 2: fuck off my bagel man!
fuck off my bagel by randelas April 26, 2011

Bagel Fucker 

Someone who fucks bagels (obviously) they insert their penis in the hole
1."Barratt fucked a bagel on the weekend whilst on pills"
2."That bagel really gave it to Barratt, ive never seen him so happy"
3."That Barratts such a Bagel Fucker"
Bagel Fucker by Daniel Moger October 4, 2006

Bagel Fucker 

(-noun) Someone who lives at home playing video games (eg: World of Warcraft, Call of Duty, Final Fantasy) and has nothing better to do than spread cream cheese on a warm bagel, and fuck it.
My boss is such a 'Bagel Fucker'!
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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