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Being in the mental state of absolute Mind Bogglingly confusion
Hey Jill what are you doing today?
I am going to find out what sound the color giraffe makes…

I am now bafazzled that you said that
When you are in the state of absolute mind bogginlgy confusion
Jill: I don’t have any dares

Zach: I am absolutely bafazzled you don’t have a single dare

bedazzled meat curtains 

When a girl pierces and adorns has her labia minora with beautiful jewels and pearls. What Crystal Rose has.
When asked "do you have any other piercings?" I say "yes I have bedazzled meat curtains"!

Bedazzled 

The act of adding bling ( glitter, jewels ) to a clothing item. Often popular among latino men. A animalistic form of attracting a mate ( much like the peacock ) most commonly worn in da club !
shirt guido jewels bedazzled
Bedazzled by sherman dash June 2, 2010

Bidazzled 

to sparkle something up.
Add gems
When you are sitting in class and you see someones butt crack you can make it bidazzled.
Bidazzled by The bidazzlers July 7, 2010
When you smoke weed and you have a bad trip. Symptoms include forgetfulness, split personality disorder, auditory hallucinations, nausea, aggressiveness, speaking in tongue, superhuman strength, heart murmur etc.

The term is derived from 'Frazzled' and 'Bad Trip' = Bazzled
Joe: Man I think I'm bazzled, i'm starting to see demons.
Raymond: Shut up man.
Joe: *hits blunt*
Bazzled by rburke94lovesdick August 13, 2015
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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