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Something Mexican Bandits with awesome sombreros don't need.
Badges? What badges? We don't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't need to show you any stinking badges!
Badges by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009
A small metal designed frepatooky that folks wear on their chest to identify themselves as being in a position of authority or importance.
Badges, we don't need no stinkin' badges!
badges by Donald Cowboy Cerrone September 11, 2018

55 overall with no badges 

Someone who is so bad at basketball. Flightreacts
You're so bad you're like a 55 overall with no badges
55 overall with no badges by Kovacs01 December 23, 2016

stinking badges

Comes from the movie "Treasure of the Sierra Madre", 1948, starring Humphrey Bogart. Bogie and two other Norteamericanos are looking for gold in Mexico. Banditos come to the campsite and identify themselves as Federales.
"If you guys are the Federales, then where are your badges?"
"¿Badges? ¡We don't need no stinking badges!"
Also a line in a Pink Floyd song:
We don't need no......stinking badges.

YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME! 

The phrase is used either when one person doesn't want to do what another person tells them to do or someone sets something/someone on fire. Now it is usually adapted to make more sense in a conversation or when giving a girl a Charizard.
Ash: Charizard, use Fire Blast!
Charizard: (burns Ash) YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!

Rapist: It's raping time!
Rapee: (Kicks rapist in the balls) YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO RAPE ME!

thieves with badges 

NARCS, POLICE, ETC. ANY ONE WEARING A BADGE WHO HAS BEEN GRANTED WAY TO MUCH AUTHORITY WHO ROBS YOU OF ALL YOUR MONEY AND ANY PROPERTY OF YOURS THAT THEY WANT TO HAVE FOR THEIR OWN.
NARCS ARE NOTHING MORE THAN THIEVES WITH BADGES
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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