baconnarnia

a mystical world where softball terms get changed into bacon and other stupid words

Courtney and Dez decided who was going to cover 2nd base by saying baconnarnia and roflcoptor

by thunderchick98 October 4, 2011

Baconarian

Noun) A strict vegan/vegetarian in every sense, except he/she also consumes bacon.

- Canadian bacon DOES NOT count

Baconarianism is the practice of a diet that includes bacon but not the flesh of other animals. A baconarianism diet shares all of its components with a vegetarian diet and includes vegetables, fruit, nuts, grains, beans, eggs, and dairy, but unlike a vegetarian diet also includes bacon.

P1) I would love to be a vegetarian, but I don't think I could give up bacon.

P2) You should try to become baconarian.

P1) What is that?

P2) A strict vegetarian that also eats bacon

by Woobilly Beall August 28, 2012

bacontarian

A person who supplements an otherwise normal diet with large amounts of pork!

They eat LARGE amounts of bacon or pork, in seemingly obscene amounts.

Bubba eats bacon for breakfast lunch and dinner. He is a bacontarian.

by g-diggity January 28, 2008

bacontarian

One who's diet consists completely of bacon.

Beans from Even Stevens is the only true bacontarian I know.

by masterofpiemunching November 17, 2010

bacontarian

A person who claims to be a true vegetarian but knowingly supplements their diet with small amounts of bacon, bacon bits, and bacon fat.

My friend Sagar, a true Bacontarian, claims to be a true vegetarian but also eats meals where bacon is added.

by Tyoung January 15, 2008

bacontarian

A person who lives to eat bacon on everything. One who believes everything takes better with bacon!

Bob: Yeah, I like bacon cheese burgers!

Mack: Well I am a bacontarian. I eat bacon on everything... bacon burgers, bacon on pizza, bacon on dogs, bacon on steak, bacon on ice-cream.....

Bob: Ho down monkey Mack! Get! a! grip!

by Pizzamaster November 18, 2010