Honey, I am just too dry tonight. You won't be able to pound my va jay jay like normal. Don't worry, I got a Jar of Bacon Grease in the nightstand. Now drop them panties and bend over and crack me a smile.
When one eats bacon egg and cheese the grease gose down to there poosay.
Girllll I ate Bacon egg and cheese and I know it tastes like a whole continental breakfast down there. Bacon egg and cheese grease is now in your possay .
I ate some bacon egg and cheese so the grease with make it all wet down there. The male private part will just be sliding in and out. I now also taste like a Continental breakfast. The bacon egg and cheese grease down to your possay.
A saying, originating in southern parts of England, meaning that you have no stake or agenda in what’s currently happening. A similar saying to “I’ve got no dog in this race”
“Hey man, you started it, I’m not getting involved, I’ve got no grease in this bacon!”
A freckled-faced friend of yours that's always so horny, but has no one to fuck. He cannot use his own computer at home for porn, so he asks if he can hangout with you just to take advantage of your own computer for his needs. Regardless if you're in the same room or not he'll begin to jack-off to porn, after turning the chair in the other direction so you can't see him, and get his bacon like grease jizz on everything afterwards.