backyarder 

Small minded individual:

That in an attempt to scale any operation merely multiplies their backyard size to their new size without any thought of differing methods.

Spews hate, due to ego, at anyone larger in operation than themselves.

Uses "master grower" to define their backyard 6 plant operation or closet tent grow.

Low level employee: "Why don't you do things my way, grow 20ft* tall plants in 400gal pots"

*actual plants ~10ft tall

Real Farmer: "Stop acting like such a backyarder"

backyarder by Terdz October 6, 2020

backyarder 

noun; a person of questionable professional capability

"That guy is a real backyarder!"
"Don't you understand basic security, you backyarder!"
"The backyarder left any to any rules on this customer's firewall"

backyarder by Mikeybyte November 2, 2022

The Backyarder 

When you bring home a chick for some ass, who is just way too ugly to let your roommates see what you are about to get into. You just fuck her in the Backyard instead of inside the house.

Ave: "Dude I got this chick the other night."
Zach: "Oh Yeah, I didnt see her come in?"
Ave: "Fuck NO!! I gave that chick 'The Backyarder'!!"
Zach: "Damn, she was that nasty huh?!?!"
Ave: "Yeah bro, yeah!"
Zach: "Niceeeee"

The Backyarder by Nut Zach March 23, 2008

Burke’s Backyarder 

Noun: Someone is silly/funny.

Originated in the 1990’s by a mum in South Australia. The term Burke’s Backyarder is loosely based on 90’s garden guru Don Burke.

You Burke’s Backyarder!

Burke’s Backyarder by PlateauMum February 15, 2021

backyard mechanic 

Someone who works on & fixes cars on their own property.

John was quite the backyard mechanic & spent decades fixing cars, his GTO especially.

backyard mechanic by Starchylde June 15, 2016

avetard backyard 

The backyard of the Avetards at The Ave. If you go out back, you can for sure find a shit ton of trash just sitting on the porch and bunch of dog shit in the lawn out back. The trash on the porch can consist of fast food, juul pods, and the trash bag with all the trash from inside that they just throw out back.

I entered The Ave from the Avetard backyard but that shit was impossible because there was dog shit and trash everywhere.

avetard backyard by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019

messy backyard 

A hairy, unkempt or otherwise disgusting asshole, or peri asshole region. May involve shart residua, clingons, etc.

As Chachi knelt down to probe Sven's winking one eye, he was confronted by a dense thicket of hair and other unsavory items. Chachi urged Sven to scorch the earth of his messy backyard.

messy backyard by Harold Balsagna October 23, 2006