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Bachelor's Degree 

Bachelor's Degree: A sheet of paper and myth to intercity kids.

A teacher, usually named Will, tries to prepare his intercity students for college and a Bachelor's Degree through rigorous PE classes and detention.
DiQuan told his class that he was going to be a Unicorn trainer at the zoo after he gotten his Bachelor's Degree. The class laughed cuz they all knew a degree was a myth.
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bachelor's degree 

A diploma earned by a male college student who is single at the time of graduation. In many employment-fields, this attribute may not seem very impressive//laudable/desirable on a résumé , since many employers prefer married men who have "settled down" and thus are seemingly displaying some social progress and responsibility.
Telling a prospective wife that you have a bachelor's degree may actually lower her perception of you, since she will wonder why you have not already landed a suitable spouse by this time.
bachelor's degree by QuacksO March 20, 2019

New Jersey Bachelor's Degree 

Frankie's family was so proud of him for getting his New Jersey Bachelor's Degree that they bought him a brand new car. He uses his new car to drive to and from his job as a fry cook at Sal's Kitchen.

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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022