babygasm
babygasm by Brent Norris February 3, 2009
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babygasm
1) A small, only slightly pleasurable orgasm brought on by premature abandonment of penal stimulation
2) Giving a baby the time of day--sexually, of course.
2) Giving a baby the time of day--sexually, of course.
1) She passed out in the middle of giving head so I only had a babygasm.
2) My kid was acting up yesterday so I put a fist in his ass and it gave him a babygasm. God, I hope he isn't gay..
2) My kid was acting up yesterday so I put a fist in his ass and it gave him a babygasm. God, I hope he isn't gay..
babygasm by BabyHater69 December 25, 2008
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Babegasm
A violent and sometimes even fatal mental response that occurs when a person is blessed with the presence of one or more really good looking people (often referred to as 'Babes').
Cases of a Babegasms vary, depending on the number of babes in the victims presence.
Common symptoms of Babegasms:
- Waddling
- Passing out in absurd locations
- Death
9% of Babegasm sufferers have survived.
12% have died as a result of a category 5 Babegasm
The other 79% are still missing..
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Cases of a Babegasms vary, depending on the number of babes in the victims presence.
Common symptoms of Babegasms:
- Waddling
- Passing out in absurd locations
- Death
9% of Babegasm sufferers have survived.
12% have died as a result of a category 5 Babegasm
The other 79% are still missing..
Join thousands of people fight against the leading cause of Babegasms! Follow the link below!
>>>>>> www.makemeugly.com <<<<<<
Leonard: Dude, you will never guess who's at the front door talking to Amy!
Craig: ..Who?
Leonard: Kate! Damn she's fine.. Doesn't she just make you want to explore her body?
Craig: *Babegasm*
Leonard: I'm gonna ask for her number by the end of th- Woah! Where are you off to eh?
Craig: *Waddling away*
Leonard: I knew you couldn't resist! You're going for a perve aren't ya??
Craig: ....... *Waddles out of sight*
Leonard: Haha thought so.. Now where was I? *Wank Wank*
Craig: ..Who?
Leonard: Kate! Damn she's fine.. Doesn't she just make you want to explore her body?
Craig: *Babegasm*
Leonard: I'm gonna ask for her number by the end of th- Woah! Where are you off to eh?
Craig: *Waddling away*
Leonard: I knew you couldn't resist! You're going for a perve aren't ya??
Craig: ....... *Waddles out of sight*
Leonard: Haha thought so.. Now where was I? *Wank Wank*
Babegasm by Winning4Dummies May 8, 2011
Michael Baygasm
The 120 minutes (at least) where you are sitting with a mixed emotion of extreme visual entertainment and a serious WTF sensation.
Includes the majority (if not every) movie by Michael Bay.
Basically take any action scene and add extra explosions and big things killing each other in the most brutal way imaginable .. then add some more explosions .. after all that you add some more explosions .. Then an extremely hot babe .. Then more explosions and 120 mins (at least) later you have fully experienced an original Michael Baygasm.
Includes the majority (if not every) movie by Michael Bay.
Basically take any action scene and add extra explosions and big things killing each other in the most brutal way imaginable .. then add some more explosions .. after all that you add some more explosions .. Then an extremely hot babe .. Then more explosions and 120 mins (at least) later you have fully experienced an original Michael Baygasm.
P1: Dude I just saw Transformers 3.. It was the biggest Michael Baygasm I've ever seen.
P2: Dude i know .. WTF .. .. She was pretty fucking hot though huh ?!
P1: Explosions and stuff !! and fuck yea she was !!
P2: Dude i know .. WTF .. .. She was pretty fucking hot though huh ?!
P1: Explosions and stuff !! and fuck yea she was !!
Michael Baygasm by Gasmed out October 13, 2011
babygaming
1. When adults are playing mind games at a level similar to young children.
2. An underground word used by 1337 hackzors at Ball State University to either A) Express how happy they are about back door trojan hacking your computer (or various other electronic device which they neither have the talent to hack or is even hackable), or B) That they are pwn'ing you in either a D&D or MMORPG game (typically WoW).
2. An underground word used by 1337 hackzors at Ball State University to either A) Express how happy they are about back door trojan hacking your computer (or various other electronic device which they neither have the talent to hack or is even hackable), or B) That they are pwn'ing you in either a D&D or MMORPG game (typically WoW).
Adam: Man, why are you down so much tonight?
Zach: I don't know, since I went to J'Dubs and got crabs, Courtney hasn't been talking to me.
Adam: Oh, she is babygaming you so........hard.
Ben: YES! I"/\/\ so ubb3r 1337 i just leVel'd up. i'm now a dungeon master.
Bart: ye4h, w3ll i'm still level 99 babygame'n you nOOb.
Zach: I don't know, since I went to J'Dubs and got crabs, Courtney hasn't been talking to me.
Adam: Oh, she is babygaming you so........hard.
Ben: YES! I"/\/\ so ubb3r 1337 i just leVel'd up. i'm now a dungeon master.
Bart: ye4h, w3ll i'm still level 99 babygame'n you nOOb.
babygaming by BLH December 10, 2008
babygaming
1. When adults are playing mind games at a level similar to young children.
2. An underground word used by 1337 hackzors at Ball State University to either A) Express how happy they are about back door trojan hacking your computer (or various other electronic device which they neither have the talent to hack or is even hackable), or B) That they are pwn'ing you in either a D&D or MMORPG game (typically WoW).
2. An underground word used by 1337 hackzors at Ball State University to either A) Express how happy they are about back door trojan hacking your computer (or various other electronic device which they neither have the talent to hack or is even hackable), or B) That they are pwn'ing you in either a D&D or MMORPG game (typically WoW).
Adam: Man, why are you down so much tonight?
Zach: I don't know, since I went to J'Dubs and got crabs, Courtney hasn't been talking to me.
Adam: Oh, she is babygaming you so........hard.
Ben: YES! I"/\/\ so ubb3r 1337 i just leVel'd up. i'm now a dungeon master.
Bart: ye4h, w3ll i'm still level 99 babygame'n you nOOb.
Zach: I don't know, since I went to J'Dubs and got crabs, Courtney hasn't been talking to me.
Adam: Oh, she is babygaming you so........hard.
Ben: YES! I"/\/\ so ubb3r 1337 i just leVel'd up. i'm now a dungeon master.
Bart: ye4h, w3ll i'm still level 99 babygame'n you nOOb.
babygaming by b.hott December 10, 2008
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