baby stoners

teenagers who have only recently taken up smoking (pot)- not full-blown potheads, but on their way. used either endearingly or scornfully

baby stoners by lauren September 2, 2003

Baby Stoner 

A person that has just started smoking pot.
All they want to do is eat and sleep.

?: Did she start smoking?
A: Yeah, she's a baby stoner.

Baby Stoner by Ms.M.xo September 27, 2009

baby stones 

The dried-out, hardened remains of sperm that collects, along with hair and dirt, at the bottom of the bath drain. Depending on how many males in your household that partake in masturbation while bathing, enough "stones" can be built up to prevent adequate drainage in as little as one week. Baby stones can also be found in sink drains.

"Today I had to clean out the bath drain, there were enough baby stones in there to choke a donkey."

baby stones by UzleeSee January 24, 2008

stoner baby 

1. Someone who is constantly under the influence of marijuana, and must be taken care of due to their lack of functionality.

2. Someone who is constantly under the influence of marijuana, and ruins other people's highs due to their annoying, selfish and child-like persona.

Camila: dude, stop being such a stoner baby. we're trying to have fun.

Noah: buhhh-- uh...

Camila: *rolls eyes*

Noah: fuck you guys, lets smoke more.

stoner baby by annoyed_friend March 5, 2014