baby shittin'

When a woman is so fat and she does not know she is pregnant, she thinks she has to drop a deuce and ends up birthing the baby in the crapper.

"So that's what that squirmy thing was when I took a dump this morning...shit. I didn't know I was fat enough for some baby shittin'..."

by babyshitter08 March 30, 2009

Baby Shitting

When your baby can't be left alone but you have to poop so you bring baby in the bathroom with you.

"Hey, what you doing?"
"I'm baby shitting right now, but I'll be finished in a minute".

by UrbanKel November 15, 2017

Baby-shitting

the post-anal cum dump

I met up with Todd last night. You know, "The Ass Blaster"? Let's just say he left me baby-shitting.

by PlinkDinky September 21, 2022

babysittin

...to drink ur alcohol slow as hell...aka sippin it

YOU: "How much u charge?"
THE BABYSITTER: "For what?"
YOU: "For babysittin that damn drink!"

by MissPriss15 September 4, 2009

Babyshitting

The unfortunate circumstance of babysitting one or many bratty little asshole kids.

Guy: "Want to go to the movies tonight?"
Girl: "Can't, I'm babyshitting until late."
Guy: "The Johnson's little fuckers again?"
Girl: "Yeah..."

by Rockatansky August 4, 2009

babysittin

when a young man has an older woman(cougar) sit on his face

damn that guy is younger than Emmas son,bet shes gonna be babysittin when she gets him alone tonite

by skullboner February 20, 2011

babysittin'

When you're in a cypha with your best buddies, and one of them thinks that the others are so fucked up that they won't notice that the goods are missing.

"Yo, mang, stop babysittin' on da 40, pass dat son !!!"

by handle187 November 7, 2003