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Jump Off

1.) Synonym for "joint" meaning "bad as in good" (not "joint" meaning a weed cigarette).

2.) What someone while wearing a jump suit.

3.) What someone does after having to walk the plank.

4.) What a shipload of illegals do when they arrive at their destination.
"Man, this new track is the jump off !!!!" - "Charlene's party is gonna be the jump off this Sunday night" - "OMFG, the new (Chanel/Benz/Movado) is the jump off, son !!!1"

"Get the sheets ready, I'm about to start the jump off."

"Aaaargh! After ye walks the plank ye have no recourse but to jump off"

"Hurry up and jump off before the coasters get here."
by handle187 November 7, 2003
mugGet the Jump Offmug.

mami

A (usually young) woman with wide hips or big breasts and a youthful face, dressed in a sexy or revealing manner (probably dressed a little too old for her age).

Like many Spanish slang terms, the word "mami" is used mainly for dramatic effect, and sounds inappropriate if it's overused.

Similar to: dimepiece
"Daaaaamn, check out all the fly mamis in the spot !"
by handle187 October 31, 2003
mugGet the mamimug.

off da meat rack

(Also, "off the meat rack") - Of a superlative quality

Etymology: A play-on-words of the phrase "off the meters".

Synonymous with: "off da books", "off da chain", "off da hook", "off da meters"
"Yo, the afterparty Q threw the other day was off the meat rack, son !!!"
by handle187 October 31, 2003
mugGet the off da meat rackmug.

June

The 6th month of the year, following May and followed by July.

June covers the zodiac signs Gemini and Cancer, and falls under the Chinese sign of the Snake.
June 21 is not the vernal equinox, because the equinoxes shift.
by handle187 November 7, 2003
mugGet the Junemug.

junk food

Food with a lot of starch, and a lot of high-fructose corn syrup, for they also bear little nutritional value.
"That instant iced tea mix you just made counts as junk food."
by handle187 November 7, 2003
mugGet the junk foodmug.

hard copy

A printed-on-paper version of what you see on a computer screen, used mostly in a business sense, such as with spreadsheets, forms, or invoices.
by handle187 October 31, 2003
mugGet the hard copymug.

playa

A person who is competitive and gregarious by nature.

The skill of a playa is measured by the extent of his or her "game." The more "game" a playa has, the more respect they command in their community.

A person who has enough game (and hence, enough respect) can do whatever they want, dress however awful (or tacky) they want, say whatever crazy things they want to say, and still win the adoration of others. Often these skills are used to earn sexual or material favors, although not by necessity.

Playas are mostly motivated by the ego drive that comes with self expression and self manifestation for its own ends. In many ways, playas are trend-setters rather than trend-followers.

Game recognizes game, and a true playa will always give respect to a fellow playa when it is due. People who ignore (read: fail to notice), criticize, or alienate themselves from a playa without just cause is referred to as a "playa hater."
"I only got time for three types of people: pimps, hoes, and playas wearing Now-And-Later gators."
by handle187 October 31, 2003
mugGet the playamug.

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