26 definitions by handle187

junk food

Food with a lot of starch, and a lot of high-fructose corn syrup, for they also bear little nutritional value.

"That instant iced tea mix you just made counts as junk food."

by handle187 November 7, 2003

jeez

A general interjection which, although usually expressing grief, can be used with much versatility.

Etymology: A substitution for "Jesus Christ!!!" Evidently used mostly by uptight people with a strict upbringing.

Expressing grief: "Jeez, all I did was get the order of the numbers mixed up."

Expressing exaltation: "Jeez, I didn't know the installation would be that easy !"

by handle187 October 31, 2003

bad boy

People who are attracted to good boys.

"Oh, you're a bad boy, aren't you?"

by handle187 November 7, 2003

pez

Candy shaped into small, 1/4" tablets. Nine of them fit into a long, skinny toy called a "pez dispenser", which spits out one tablet everytime you tilt its head. For some reason, vintage pez dispensers have become collector's items.

"I had a Spiderman pez dispenser, and my sister had a Wonderwoman one, my mother refused to by any more pez after it ran out, because it was too expensive, it tasted pretty good, though."

by handle187 November 7, 2003

off da meat rack

(Also, "off the meat rack") - Of a superlative quality

Etymology: A play-on-words of the phrase "off the meters".

Synonymous with: "off da books", "off da chain", "off da hook", "off da meters"

"Yo, the afterparty Q threw the other day was off the meat rack, son !!!"

by handle187 October 31, 2003

on blast

At a high volume; loud

"He was riding down the block with his speakers on blast."

"Damn, son, your shirt is on blast."

"The way he was messing with the knobs I thought he was about to put my shit on blast."

by handle187 October 31, 2003

Jump Off

1.) Synonym for "joint" meaning "bad as in good" (not "joint" meaning a weed cigarette).

2.) What someone while wearing a jump suit.

3.) What someone does after having to walk the plank.

4.) What a shipload of illegals do when they arrive at their destination.

"Man, this new track is the jump off !!!!" - "Charlene's party is gonna be the jump off this Sunday night" - "OMFG, the new (Chanel/Benz/Movado) is the jump off, son !!!1"

"Get the sheets ready, I'm about to start the jump off."

"Aaaargh! After ye walks the plank ye have no recourse but to jump off"

"Hurry up and jump off before the coasters get here."

by handle187 November 7, 2003