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Our future !
Make as many as possible, for the survival of the species, and to germinate our superior genetics !
They are a pain in the ass when they're newborn, but at around 3 years old, they become so cute they'll make you want to have another !!!!
Make as many as possible, for the survival of the species, and to germinate our superior genetics !
They are a pain in the ass when they're newborn, but at around 3 years old, they become so cute they'll make you want to have another !!!!
"You're so crazy, I'm about to have your baby."
by handle187 November 7, 2003
Get the baby mug.A two-way pager that weights 6 pounds and costs $500 or more. You can talk to more people at a time using instant messenger than you can with a two-way. You can also type, access the Internet, and play video games in a more humane manner.
For those who would rather have radiation splashing onto their face rather than zapping their genitalia, instant messenger is the way to go.
For those who would rather have radiation splashing onto their face rather than zapping their genitalia, instant messenger is the way to go.
I use instant messenger when I'm at my day job, but I can only use a two-way at my, uh..., night job.
by handle187 November 7, 2003
Get the instant messenger mug.At a high volume; loud
"He was riding down the block with his speakers on blast."
"Damn, son, your shirt is on blast."
"The way he was messing with the knobs I thought he was about to put my shit on blast."
"Damn, son, your shirt is on blast."
"The way he was messing with the knobs I thought he was about to put my shit on blast."
by handle187 October 31, 2003
Get the on blast mug.1.) The amount of time a basketball player takes to complete a slam dunk
2.) The amount of time a thrown football stays in the air
3.) The amount of time a hit baseball stays in the air
2.) The amount of time a thrown football stays in the air
3.) The amount of time a hit baseball stays in the air
footballfan6969: OMG, check out the hangtime on that baby !!!!
footballfan696969: Whoooo that's sweet !
footballfan696969: Whoooo that's sweet !
by handle187 November 7, 2003
Get the Hangtime mug.A chemical imbalance in the brain which produces notable physical discomfort. Can be caused either by too much alcoholic consumption, or too much sex.
Some people prefer water, tea, black coffee (ok, ok, _espresso_), Peptol Bismol, "hangover helper" pills, and the like, but the only real cure for a hangover is time.
Symptoms: headache, physical weakness, extremely upset stomach, and vomit all over the new carpet in your bathroom.
Some people prefer water, tea, black coffee (ok, ok, _espresso_), Peptol Bismol, "hangover helper" pills, and the like, but the only real cure for a hangover is time.
Symptoms: headache, physical weakness, extremely upset stomach, and vomit all over the new carpet in your bathroom.
"I stay sober to avoid hangovers."
by handle187 November 7, 2003
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Get the on the strength mug.(Also, "off the meat rack") - Of a superlative quality
Etymology: A play-on-words of the phrase "off the meters".
Synonymous with: "off da books", "off da chain", "off da hook", "off da meters"
Etymology: A play-on-words of the phrase "off the meters".
Synonymous with: "off da books", "off da chain", "off da hook", "off da meters"
by handle187 October 31, 2003
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